By Username - 13/05/2011 08:13

Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

It's still good to put on the barbecue and call it steak.

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moogiex9 6

OMG.......have any of you 'seriously lacking an education' Americans heard of a Dictionary? Look it up, people, it's there! Is there a 'DocBastard, I love you' fan site? I'd like to join if there is. :)

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devonchr 0

It's called wind shield, not screen, you Brit or Canadian or where ever your from, def not the US... Americans invented cars and called them windshields...

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Sirin_fml 46

Get your facts straight, you nitwit. Karl Benz, a German, invented the modern automobile.

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moogiex9 6

Hahaha........I love it! Is there any race more erroneously arrogant than the Americans?

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chikachikawahwah 0

As you're sitting proclaiming yourself superior to us? Remember, it's the idiots that speak the loudest. I'm sure there are plenty of those where you're from as well.

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guckylynn 19

I really can't stand people like you. You make all Americans look bad, and people tend to judge a culture by what's negative and not what's positive. Thanks jerk....

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moogiex9 6

screen –noun 1. a movable or fixed device, that provides shelter, serves as a partition, etc. 2. a permanent, usually ornamental partition, as around the choir of a church or across the hall of a medieval house. 3. a specially prepared, light-reflecting surface on which motion pictures, slides, etc., may be projected.

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Schlimpikins 0

bad idea, they're killin the windshield lovers around here, bad bad idea

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KayleeFrye 39

On behalf of the small percentage of Americans who are not ignorant bastards, I apologize for my fellow citizens. Many of us DO realize that there are many languages and cultures outside of the USA. Please don't paint all of us with the same brush because of a few idiots. On a lighter note, I've never heard the term "windscreen" either, which was interesting because it's rare when I see a British English or other English term I'm not familiar with. I learned something new today. Yay! Thanks.

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moogiex9 6

Thank you, and God bless you. May your intelligence, humility, and diplomacy take you far in life.

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life_lol 0

maybe it's a hillbilly thing but wtf is a windscreen. I now of a windshield.

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