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I've never had that happen, but at least now I'll know what to do when it does happen. FYL.
driving one of your cars...no thanks
its called a windshield dip shit!
It's called a windshield in the US, but a windscreen in the ENTIRE REST OF THE ENGLISH-SPEAKING WORLD, you ******* ignorant twat.
Let us know when you decide to acknowledge that the world is bigger than America.
Wow! Lets call the whole thing off, huh? Potato, /Pu-tah-toe
do they actually say pot-aah-to anywhere?
gayboii made another account to thumb you down lol.
YDI for following too closely
um...when you hit an animal..they dont just drop like a rock..
Nope. Sometimes they flatten like a pancake.
who the **** calls it a windscreen? it's a piece of glass that "shields" the wind from hitting your face, hence the correct name "WINDSHIELD" you dumbass
If you'd read the other comments or had a little knowledge of the world outside America you'd know that in other English-speaking countries it's called a windscreen. You're the dumbass.
Well said, tmmundy... Well said.
Well, screens allow air to pass through, find any screen you can and take a good, long look at it, I guarantee it has holes in it, so unless the glass blocking the wind is full of holes, its not a screen, simple explanation. And sunscreen doesn't block all uv there smart one, if it did, then they could call it sun shield
There are holes between the atoms. There? Is that good enough? You don't need to take every word literally you know? I guess that explains why it's a 'side walk' and 'trash can', to keep it simple?
I found a television screen, care to point me to the holes? Mr Smartguy.
Dear Poolshark and Shlimpikins, The moral of the story here: If you're going to say something so utterly retarded, and then actually have the audacity to try and back-up your argument, don't post your pic in your profile. Because when I see your faces, I nod to myself and say, "Yea, these douches look the type to say things like this."
Bud, you look like a proportionate Down's Syndrome case, and I profusely apologize to all those with DS because I think I just insulted them with that comparison.
definition of screen for either side to use for arguments, but it is just their terminology/ slang each group has their terms for different things. a movable or fixed device, usually consisting of a covered frame, that provides shelter, serves as a partition, etc. 2. a permanent, usually ornamental partition, as around the choir of a church or across the hall of a medieval house. 3. a specially prepared, light-reflecting surface on which motion pictures, slides, etc., may be projected. 4. motion pictures collectively or the motion-picture industry. 5. Electronics , Television . the external surface of the large end of a cathode-ray tube of a television set, radar receiver, etc., on which an electronically created picture or image is forMedical 6. Computers . 1. Also called video screen. the portion of a terminal or monitor upon which information is displayed. 2. frame (def. 10). 7. anything that shelters, protects, or conceals: a screen of secrecy; A screen of fog prevented our seeing the ship. 8. a frame holding a mesh of wire, cloth, or plastic, for placing in a window or doorway, around a porch, etc., to admit air but exclude insects. 9. a sieve, riddle, or other meshlike device used to separate smaller particles or objects from larger ones, as for grain or sand. 10. a system for screening or grouping people, objects, etc. 11. Mil. a body of troops sent out to protect the movement of an army. 12. Navy . a protective formation of small vessels, as destroyers, around or in front of a larger ship or ships. 13. Physics . a shield designed to prevent interference between various agencies: electric screen. 14. Electronics . screen grid. 15. Photog. a plate of ground glass or the like on which the image is brought into focus in a camera before being photographed. 16. Photoengraving . a transparent plate containing two sets of fine parallel lines, one crossing the other, used in the halftone process. 17. Sports . 1. any of various offensive plays in which teammates form a protective formation around the ball carrier, pass receiver, shooter, etc. 2. any of various defensive plays in which teammates conceal or block an opposing ball carrier, pass receiver, shooter, or the goal, basket, net, etc., itself. - verb (used with object) 18. to shelter, protect, or conceal with or as if with a screen. 19. to select, reject, consider, or group (people, objects, ideas, etc.) by examining systematically: Job applicants were screened by the personnel department. 20. to provide with a screen or screens to exclude insects: He screened the porch so they could enjoy sitting out on summer evenings. 21. to sift or sort by passing through a screen. 22. to project (a motion picture, slide, etc.) on a screen. 23. Movies . 1. to show (a motion picture), especially to an invited audience, as of exhibitors and critics. 2. to photograph with a motion-picture camera; film. 3. to adapt (a story, play, etc.) for presentation as a motion picture. 24. to lighten (type or areas of a line engraving) by etching a regular pattern of dots or lines into the printing surface. - verb (used without object) 25. to be projected on a motion-picture screen. Origin: 1350–1400; ME screne (n.) < AF; OF escren (F écran) < Frankish *skrank, c. OHG scrank barrier (G Schrank cupboard)
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A "screen" is woven wire that stops bugs from coming into your house. A "shield" blocks wind AND bugs from pommeling you in the face. XD
61, I wanna know what televisions screens are made of o' wise one, also, smoke screens.
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