Transportation: Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over...

By Username - 13/05/2011 08:13

Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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By FMLTIMESTWO - 10/06/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

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By Wellthisishawkward - 14/08/2015 22:40 - United States

Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:35 - United Kingdom - Montrose

Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2024 15:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, on my way home, a truck driver was speeding next to me and as he passed I saw his truck was the kind that takes livestock to be butchered. I was thinking that I didn’t look to see if there were animals in there. Suddenly, brown items hit my windshield. Yes, it didn’t "hit the fan," it hit my car. FML

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By windshitwipers - 30/05/2013 09:41 - United States - Denver

Today, I found shit on my windshield. I'm not sure if it is human or animal, but it was conveniently smeared all over and even more was placed under my wipers just in case I used them to clean it up. This isn't the first time, and I have no idea who I could have pissed off. FML

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By fufu_mutt - 15/12/2010 04:24 - United States

Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window he stepped on the switch, the window went up, causing his head to get stuck. I looked down and he had scared the shit out of himself, all over my shirt. FML

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By pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

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By polish_chik - 01/09/2009 04:00 - Canada

Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML

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By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML

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Friday 13 May 2011 16:03

It's still good to put on the barbecue and call it steak.

hiyourcute 0

Friday 13 May 2011 16:04

"Look kids, daddy caught dinner!"

Comments

Schlimpikins 0

Friday 13 May 2011 17:52

it's a windSHIELD dammit, a screen is full of holes, is your windshield full of holes? if so, **** me, what an asshole

HeavyMetalViking 0

Friday 13 May 2011 18:08

This is exactly why people need to read previous comments before making the same old asshole comment. Is your television "shield" full of holes? The rest of the world speaks different English from American English.

Schlimpikins 0

Friday 13 May 2011 18:26

haha kiddo, I already told you what television screens are made from, and ghost guy (or girl) so as not to be sexist, because I already started typing and I'm not going back to check (because I'm not only an asshole, i'm a lazy asshole), you just seem like a freak. I just get that vibe from you, other guy seems cool, but you just have a weirdo vibe, if I had kids, I wouldn't let you around em, no doubt

NYC_Yoshi 3

Friday 13 May 2011 18:10

take it home and cook it

Yung23 0

Friday 13 May 2011 18:48

27 dammmmm

121988 0

Friday 13 May 2011 18:55

never heard it called that before

plebeianFelix 5

Friday 13 May 2011 19:01

one chunk flesh, one chunk blood.

danbo659 0

Friday 13 May 2011 19:42

lol perfect time to roll up into a car wash

SnailJamsss 6

Friday 13 May 2011 19:43

Eww. Wash your car.

TraceCase_ 19

Friday 13 May 2011 19:54

Luuucky! I only get bird poop all over mine.

btstig 11

Friday 13 May 2011 20:28

YDI,Your a dumbass for calling your windshield a screen.

gymbow 0

Friday 13 May 2011 20:50

thats ok i was driving the other day nd a bird hit my winsheild nd got stuck under the wipers cause it was rainin the blood than smeared all over my girls window lmao