Transportation: Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so...

By embarrassed - 21/07/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 13:24 - Tanzania United Republic of

Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By scarlet5000 - 26/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, after parking my car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that my tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2010 10:12 - United Kingdom

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

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By iammike - 24/08/2010 22:36 - United States

Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML

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By Anonomous - 26/01/2015 15:48 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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mlleangelique 3

Tuesday 21 July 2009 12:07

Because, y'know, everyone loves a little sexual harassment.

elara15 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 12:08

That's your cosmic come-uppance for being obnoxious towards good-looking females, who surprisingly don't enjoy the whistles and catcalls from random men in cars. Obviously, YDI.

Comments

i_b_rage 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:36

"Today I did something sexist and screwed up bad. No I have to face the consequences of my actions." You Dumb Idiot.

meadowlark 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:37

Good, you deserved it. Bloody pervert. I wish that happened to every leering guy.

tameingraleat 6

Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:41

Do you know how MUCH most girls HATE being whistled at? You totally deserved that, dumbass.

The_Cait 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:43

Take this from a female who has to walk to a lot of destinations: F*CK YOU, YOU DESERVE IT. What exactly were you trying to accomplish by whistling at perfect strangers as you passed them? That is something I will never understand. Do you think your being flattering? It isn't going to get you anything, it's just going to make you look like a perverted prick! P.S. You should always watch to road, idiot.

Rota 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 17:04

I whistle at women just to get the responses that they're making here. It's like real life trolling.

letitbe56 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 18:43

You know what else is like real-life trolling? Randomly punching really big dudes. You should try it. It'll be so funny to see them so pissed-off!

The_Cait 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:16

"I sexually harass people for kicks!" Wow...sounds like a blast..

Tubasaurus 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:32

Because being whistled at once is a horrible and traumatic experience and whoever whistled at you should be thrown in jail. I really feel sorry for you if you are so mentally unstable that you cannot even handle such a pointless and meaningless gesture without having to press criminal charges.

bexox 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 21:04

Who said anything about pressing criminal charges for getting whistled at? I think YOU are over-reacting.

mike1921 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 5:00

Is there anyone who won't exxagerate whistleing?

chickitychina 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 17:05

thats what you get, pig.

CFR 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 17:08

YDI Whistling gets you nowhere, stupid, it just makes you look horny and desperate. When will men like you learn? Oh wait, never, you're too busy staring at girls with your penises, or lack thereof.