By embarrassed - 21/07/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML
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mlleangelique 3

Because, y'know, everyone loves a little sexual harassment.

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elara15 0

That's your cosmic come-uppance for being obnoxious towards good-looking females, who surprisingly don't enjoy the whistles and catcalls from random men in cars. Obviously, YDI.

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noshitsherlock 0

YOU DESERVE IT for being a creepy idiot who can't drive. Creepy men who whistle/stare from cars - do you REALLY think any girl would go for that shit? honestly...

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nanner6206 24

proves he sees you pretty ladies as meat.

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DrMorbid 0

This is probably the biggest YDI in the history of FML website. This is like an epitome of YDI. It should get to the top of all the YDI posts.

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snzizle 0

exactly. i can't think of an fmylife that more deserves it

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plexico 3

You want us to think you like girls, but you end up rear-ending some dude. Now, we know what you really are. I hope you go bust paying for the damages (and I hope there was a ticket, too), because whistling at girls is such a disgusting pig thing to do these days. You make guys like me look bad, and I'm a pig! You've disgraced your fellow pigs and need to be demoted to an even less diginified life form -- you, sir, are an anal wart!

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taoxyeuxmay 4

Anal wart. You sir, are hilarious.

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Jari 0

A lot of your comments make me want to hit you. This, though, is goddamn brilliant. OP deserves it big time.

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Essentials 0

suuuuccchhh a dumbass.

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auroraaustralis 0

You're an ass for rolling your window down to whistle at girls. Way to be disrespectful.

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lone_wanderer 0

YDI for trying to whistle to girls, most of them don't like it anyway

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stupiidx3 0

LMFAO you deserved it. that what you get for trying to whistle at girls when you're suppose to be looking at the road.

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mark_my_words 0

I've seen ppl badly hurt bcause of one stupid driver's lack of attention. Imagine, if instead. of another car, there was a mother and her child crossing the street and you didnt see them, too busy being perverted, i suposse.

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