Transportation: Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends....

By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

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By Joey - 24/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Tampa

Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML

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By NotSteve - 18/04/2009 08:19 - United States

Today, I was walking home from when I passed an old woman sitting on the curb of Walmart begging for change. I gave her my last dollar and felt good about it. Five minutes later I saw the same woman driving away in a car. I don't even own a car. FML

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By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

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By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

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By Flipside - 02/05/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML

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By Female Struggles - 16/05/2014 23:20 - United States - Denver

Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

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By anonymous - 28/12/2010 18:03 - Canada

Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML

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Didn't see ya there

By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

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raw_tigahh 2

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:07

score?

astro_plastic 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:09

Aileen Wuornos FTW. (I doubt anyone will get that. No one here seems to share my serial killer interest.)

Comments

Mx_Rider 6

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:53

Agree with 34 but.... YDI for picking up strangers really >.>

jonny2x4 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 17:41

So...was she hot? What was on the menu? BJ? HJ? half and half? Did you check to see if she was a cop first? Did you check to see if she was really a "she"?

drinkmoxie 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 17:54

OK how is this an FML you decided to do a good deed for someone who turned out didn't need one know if she robbed you or attacked you or if something happened to your car when you went back that would be an FML. all this is is a story that was so boring I feel I should post an FML because I wasted a few minutes out of my day to read and respond to it

satanstoystore 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 17:58

its only an fml b/c youre too stupid to realize what happened isnt an fml.

FCChelsea 3

Tuesday 9 March 2010 18:10

So, did she do her job on you?

masked812 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 18:14

and this is a fml how??

Q____ueen101 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 18:15

how is that an fml??? you cold have just droove off again anyway.

zabava 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 18:26

That is rude to assume she is a hooker? Did she show you her union card? Maybe all women feel like charging you? But hey, your in NC, so what did you get? An STD for you, and STP for your car? And I think it was rude of so many posters making one legged comments, everyone knows the hookers in NC have two legs (one for each tooth). Btw, were coming back from Lacrosse practice?

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Tuesday 9 March 2010 19:28

whoa whoa whoa, whats wrong with lacrosse?

zabava 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 21:25

Sorry, I will type slower next time, but let me try and help connect the dots .... NC ..... hooker ...... lacrosse Anything ringing a bell yet ?

betseyville 6

Tuesday 9 March 2010 21:45

They didn't get the Duke reference. Good job, though.

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Tuesday 9 March 2010 19:26

now what about the hooker? how about a FHL? she thought she was about to get paid and youre just some tool trying to fix her car. "today while i was working the streets, a guy came up and asked me if i needed help. i happily obliged and got into his car only for him to explain that he thought my car was broken down. fml" hah