By Fonz - 26/01/2010 14:39 - United States

Today, I was driving home from college when I saw a couple of sporty chicks jogging on the side of the road. I honked at them and yelled suggestively as I do at college, which usually gets a fun flirty reaction from college girls. It was my next-door neighbor and her 11 year old daughter. FML
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containsnosoy 0

"Fun flirty reaction"? Are you sure they're not just flipping you off?

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fwongraven 10

Now imagine you're a woman and you're walking alone or with a friend, and some bloke drives by you in his car and starts yelling at you. At best it's disgusting and at worst it's downright scary. Whether it's justified or not there's a lot of fear amongst women about being attacked or raped, have some sense and think about what you're doing.

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alexFYL 11

Most of the time women assume guys honking at them are disgusting creepy old men who are totally unable to talk to women or treat them like human beings. It's pretty much true. Loser. Why would we think it's flirty? We have no idea who you are, can barely see you inside your stupid car, and will never see you again. It's pathetic. Also, scary - we're jogging along the road and you honk? Honking is made to attract attention to a potentially dangerous situation.

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catriona_cd 0

all i can ask, is that please oh pleas remove yourself from the gene pool as soon as you can. and no pissing in it b4 you leave:|

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tweetbaby14 18

so you hit on 11 year olds that's kinda creeperish... you pedo

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wow18 3

Seems like everyone takes honking as negative. I do understand why though. I just took it as encouraging and not a perverted way to hit on girls. The small conservative town i come from is completely obsessed with working out and anyone running gets a honk to cheer the person on or encourage. Men get honked at too. Yelling out the car is always very rude, scary and disrespectful. Like i said in my Earlie post always gets me off pace while running too.

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Trixies100 0

o no I didn't want it to come to this but ur a pedo.and now ur hitting on old ladys ur sick

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541 0

YDI for not understanding the concept of a horn. It's not a "hey, cutie" device, it's a "please move out of the way before I FYL" device.

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circle_0f_1ove 0

A fun, flirty, reaction? Really? How would you even know that unless you pull up beside them? Creepy. Women don't go out for a run so they can be checked out. As much as you probably enjoy flaunting your douchiness, your honking and yelling sexual comments is very demeaning. Imagine yourself as a young boy walking your dog and an old man pulls up in a truck beside you. Need I say more? It's just weird and uncomfortable for us. And if your're so horny that eleven-year olds turn you on, why don't you keep some dirty magazines in the glove box in case you get too excited.

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Startled_Toenail 21

Yes you are getting aroused and shouting sexual comments at a little girl you're a sick misogynistic ****** who will die alone no woman wants you or your stupid comments.

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palmtrees 1

What's even more fun is when guys like the OP get all offended when girls don't react the way they expect them to... seriously, if you yell out of your car window and I just keep walking, what do you think is going to happen if you yell, "oh come on baby, you know you like it!" You think I'm going to suddenly change my mind, jump in your car, and screw you? Not likely. OP, little hint - this behavior makes you CREEPY, not cool. Just in case the other 100 or so posts here telling you that haven't convinced you by now.

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mistyeyes 0

Hopefully they didn't recognize you, YDI for being a creeper :/

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