By Fonz - 26/01/2010 14:39 - United States

Today, I was driving home from college when I saw a couple of sporty chicks jogging on the side of the road. I honked at them and yelled suggestively as I do at college, which usually gets a fun flirty reaction from college girls. It was my next-door neighbor and her 11 year old daughter. FML
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containsnosoy 0

"Fun flirty reaction"? Are you sure they're not just flipping you off?

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fwongraven 10

Now imagine you're a woman and you're walking alone or with a friend, and some bloke drives by you in his car and starts yelling at you. At best it's disgusting and at worst it's downright scary. Whether it's justified or not there's a lot of fear amongst women about being attacked or raped, have some sense and think about what you're doing.

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liuken 3

For all you freaking about harassment, this is Fmylife, suck it. Just chuckle vote and scroll on to the next one. OP...dude thats why you do that shit at college and not on the homefront.

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LaUruguaya 11

WHY do guys think girls respond to honking and hooting?! you are DISGUSTiNG.

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carrotpuke 0

now they know what a pig you are!

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chikiitaaa 0

hahaha the mom probably thinks ur a perv now.

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karro 1

lmao!! is all I gatta say

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razz122 5

@62 A jock is a person that only talks about sports. An asshole is a person who people don't like. Example YOU for making generalizations.

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LilaBear 1

62 never said they were the same thing. (S)he said he was either an asshole OR a jock. Indicating that they are two DIFFERENT things.

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LilaBear 1

How could you not tell that one of them was a child?? 11 year olds do not look like 19 year olds.

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Aloira 0

Ok, I am sure as hell not sticking up for the d-bag OP, BUT... I hit puberty at 11. With the exception of my boobs getting bigger and losing some weight from exercising, my body hasn't changed a whole lot since I was 12. A quick glance at me at 11 and someone might have believed I was in college.

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InspiredByGaGa 8

now a days, because of all of the milk we're drinking and the hormones in our food, children enter puberty quicker; therefore, girls develop hips and breasts earlier. so, I can see why the OP thought that the 11 year old girl was a woman. she probably wasn't dressed like a **** or anything; she probably just had the body of a woman.

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sottishlass 0

i went to san diego a few months ago, my first time in california, and was disgusted by the amount of guys who honked horns, shouted at me or just walked up to me in the street and said something vile. do amercan girls really think that shit is flattering? does it really get you laid? everyone of the guys who got close enough to me received a kick in the balls after saying their piece and i hope some might have learned. that kind of behaviour in the uk will get you nothing but a sore face or sore nuts. you are a loser.

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ManUpFucker 0

i think it was established that it was the pedohonker doing the honking, not the american girls or normal guys. Some of us treat women with respect. SO I don't think any normal american girl/guy/tranny likes it.

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SillyPoop 0

Your a pig I hope it embarassed you and taught you a lesson. Die. I don't even understand why guys do this in the 1st place or even think it's "fun". Get a life.

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Ascaryrobot 0

Wow, someone is taking the internet too seriously again...

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