Miscellaneous: Today, I was driving home from college when I saw a couple of...

By Fonz - 26/01/2010 14:39 - United States

Today, I was driving home from college when I saw a couple of sporty chicks jogging on the side of the road. I honked at them and yelled suggestively as I do at college, which usually gets a fun flirty reaction from college girls. It was my next-door neighbor and her 11 year old daughter. FML

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By Lolrus - 28/03/2009 16:50 - Qatar

Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML

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By Jake - 29/04/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML

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By ZZ - 30/06/2009 03:01 - Canada

Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML

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By Tom Ali - 10/01/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

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Mind melt

By roar_shark - 11/07/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair, and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML

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Avoidance

By Kelavmeister - 17/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2019 05:00

Today, I was running with two other women when a guy started tailing us in his car and catcalling. I quickly got fed up and gave him the finger. Turns out, he's the husband of one of the women I was running with. For the next half hour, I had to listen to her go on about how adorable he was. She totally saw what I did. FML

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By Fat Dad - 03/03/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML

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By bet a woman would've been thanked - 07/05/2013 20:21 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML

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By carless - 29/10/2014 15:24 - United States

Today, I watched as the teenage neighbor girl tried to parallel-park between me and my wife's cars. She was doing pretty well until she backed into mine, got scared, hit the accelerator and ran into my wife's. FML

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containsnosoy 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 20:05

"Fun flirty reaction"? Are you sure they're not just flipping you off?

fwongraven 10

Tuesday 26 January 2010 20:08

Now imagine you're a woman and you're walking alone or with a friend, and some bloke drives by you in his car and starts yelling at you. At best it's disgusting and at worst it's downright scary. Whether it's justified or not there's a lot of fear amongst women about being attacked or raped, have some sense and think about what you're doing.

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Erindub 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 2:34

Sounds like yesterdays yelling at the biker post. Lame

tdawgheath 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 2:45

"fun flirty reaction"? **** you isn't intended literally OP.

ftb170 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 2:46

I don't know which 3rd world country you cAme from but the middle finger is not a fun and flirty response to a pig screaming out of his beat up crappy car :p find a new hobby

oNikkio 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 2:51

I hate men like you. I can't even go for a long walk without being approached by men-- most of which have no social skills or politeness whatsoever. And quite frankly, scare me. What makes you think that honking at a woman is okay? Worst I've gotten was a man shouting at me as I walked past a gas station as he was filling up his car. Did he actually expect me to walk over and say "Sure! I'd love to go out with you!" Or even better, while in Japan a man practically stalked me in the train station, followed me around and kept trying to start a conversation with me AS I WAS TALKING ON THE PHONE. Rude much? If gentlemen still exist, I have yet to see them. YDI

Ascaryrobot 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 17:30

Your so hot! Me love you long time! Seriously, you sound a little selfcentered I mean come on, you make it sound like you're a bloody celebrity being stalked by paparazzi

oNikkio 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:58

I'm not self-centered; I'm not asking for attention. As a matter of fact I hate it. Not only is it rude but it makes me feel like an object. As a woman, self-esteem is a good thing. And since you mentioned it, there was actually one situation in which someone took my picture. I was on an airplane and as I was walking back to my seat from the bathroom someone took my picture. How do I know? Out of boredom I was staring at someones iPhone screen a few seats in front of me. He was looking at a picture of a woman's chest. It took me a while before I noticed that it was my shirt. . . a blue shirt with monkeys. I freaked out and being my stupid self just stared at him rather than confront him. He was a 30-something business man. Got off the plane and talked to an airport cop-- he said that it wasn't against the law.

Ascaryrobot 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 2:10

It's true, but hell I know I hate any kind of contact but when people take pictures of me I just glare, or try to ruin them some other way. I also like to poke holes in condoms in stores and call for pizza to random addresses. Why am I telling you this? Who knows, fact is I agree it's annoying for people to focus attention on you but **** it make it hard for them to enjoy looking at you.

oNikkio 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:55

haha cute. My brother asked me what I did. "I stared at him of course!" He died laughing. Wtf I don't even yell at shop owners who do me wrong.

blastvortex 3

Wednesday 27 January 2010 2:54

Wow. Either that kid must've looked really "mature" for her age or you need to schedule a visit to your optometrist. Also, since your actions could be legally construed as "harassment," that would probably have been a foolish thing to do even if they weren't your neighbors, doofus.

EveryDayJackAss 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 3:19

how the **** did you mistake an 11 year old for someone older?

slokil 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 3:26

Like many have said before, honking at any female who is out and about is NOT okay. (Unless on the very rare occasion you perhaps are trying to get her attention, but then again a car horn is for safety reasons not a way to say "hi"). Honestly it is one thing to check out a female running, it is another to be an obnoxious ass. Anyhow, I know, personally I tried working out and jogging outside, but chose to hit the gym instead after obnoxious asses such as you yelling crap and honking at me. Just a random thought, but if you were able to control your behavior and shut-up you might get a chance to check out more girls- the girls who didn't quit jogging outside because of such boorish behavior. YDI for being an ass to them, and apparently many other women too. Hope it was REALLY awkward for you, and karma is finally catching up to you.