Transportation: Today, I was driving into a parking lot with some friends. I...

By ooops - 03/09/2009 00:18 - United States

Today, I was driving into a parking lot with some friends. I carelessly passed a sign when my friend said, "Wait what did that sign say?" I backed up to read it and guess what it said: "Severe Tire Damage. Do Not Back Up." Now all 4 of my tires are slashed. FML

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By isuckatparking. seriously. - 16/01/2019 02:00

Today, I was in a hurry to get to my exams. I’m a new driver so my parking was a little crooked but I didn’t have time to fix it. I was expecting to come back to a note on my car. I wasn’t expecting three of my tires to be slashed and the words “I Suck At Parking” to be keyed into my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2019 00:01

Today, I went to have my tires replaced. While I was paying, the cashier asked if I would like a warranty for the tires. I said, "Nah, only idiots who can't drive need that." While pulling out of the parking lot, I took the turn too wide and popped my tire on the median. FML

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Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2024 22:00 - United States

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Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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Too late

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML

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By RoxMySox - 25/12/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML

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Didn't see ya there

By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

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By cupcakelady127 - 23/03/2011 11:25 - United States

Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML

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By ouagadougou - 24/02/2009 11:02 - United States

Today, I rolled over a curb and bent one of the signs that read "Please Park Here After Your Road Test," at the DMV, because my foot slipped off the brake just before I put the car in park, which would've ended my Test. The first words out of the examiner's mouth were, "Well you would've passed." FML

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nuked 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 9:08

So you didn't stop when you heard the first two tyres being slashed?

breakingbenjamin_fml 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 13:05

hahahahahahahha i bet her friend had read the sign and just wanted her to back up for ***** and giggles

Comments

brutallyhonest24 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 9:47

let me get this straight, you didnt notice driving over the spikes when you passes the sign, didnt look in the rearview mirror when you where backing out, and after your rear tires were blown out you kept backing out?, either you really deserve it, or you are faking

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 9:53

You do not just back up in an entrance, especially without looking. What if someone was behind you? Also, pay attention to signs, you are the driver. Also also, it pays to ignore at least some of the stupid comments your friends have to make. Whether it's "OMG I DIDN'T READ THE SIGN BACK UP" or just generally distracting you from seeing the sign in the first place.

dully_fml 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 10:02

YDI for not being an attentive driver

boredinjp 15

Thursday 3 September 2009 10:03

That's a fake. Nobody's THAT dumb.

macsterfun 3

Friday 5 August 2011 0:44

I am... I think...

ciaobella_fml 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 10:08

LMAO I'm sorry but I laughed at this.

teasecake 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 11:01

lmao ydi for having an effed up friend wanting to see you get your tires damaged.

chellinha93 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 11:12

hahaha, very funny but I call this fake....

PlasmaFox 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 11:26

What exactly slashed his tires?

Zakky_Ketchup 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 12:06

Your mother's cavernous ******. It's like razorwire or some shit.

DailyWeekend 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 12:21

hahahaha

ashleyyd 2

Thursday 3 September 2009 11:28

fake. this was just on an episode of "yes, dear" and i find it very unlikely you'd destroy ALL four tires. two maybe, but not all four. you would've both felt and heard them popping, and stopped, instead of backing up even more.

BikerMike 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 12:05

This has got to be fake. First, should have felt the spikes going over forward. then backing up, definatly should have felt the back tires hit the spikes and heard the tires pop and the air escape. If you did continue to back up after the first two tires were destroyed, then you are a dumb **** ****.