By ooops - 03/09/2009 00:18 - United States

Today, I was driving into a parking lot with some friends. I carelessly passed a sign when my friend said, "Wait what did that sign say?" I backed up to read it and guess what it said: "Severe Tire Damage. Do Not Back Up." Now all 4 of my tires are slashed. FML
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nuked 0

So you didn't stop when you heard the first two tyres being slashed?

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breakingbenjamin_fml 0

hahahahahahahha i bet her friend had read the sign and just wanted her to back up for ***** and giggles

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epicwinmaster 0

how do you not feel the first 2 tires being slashed? or was it some motion activated spike trap? Women drivers, gotta love em. YDI

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georgie_sweetypi 0

I don't understand why, in a car park you would not be able to back up your car... how the hell are you supposed to get out??

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harmony88 0

Some car lots require you to pay for the privelage to park and don't want people driving out the way they came in to avoid paying. They could use a gate, but people aren't afraid of driving through them. It happens in gated lots all the time on my college campus.

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Contra 0

There would be an entrance... and an exit. In one, out the other.

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poeticpunk77 0

didn't someone post one of these like 3 days ago? *yawn*

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JimmyShoes 0

How come you got in alright with no spikes but you went backed up the same way and your tyres got slashed?

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escualida 0

There's a special mechanism where there are metal spikes that come up from the floor but they're facing forward, if you drive on them the correct way your tires push them down on the flat side and they sink into an opening in the floor, if you back up the spikes are now facing your tires and they don't sink into the floor, they sink into your tires.

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joethebiden 8

The word "carelessly" automatically gets a YDI in my book.

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elara15 0

Clearly this was stolen from a horrible TV show, and you're looking for any opportunity to use sexism in humor. Get over yourself.

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philly8608 0

Well to be fair, it says "woman and retarded." The OP is a woman and this little incident proves she is at least capable of being retarded beyond the average person. Now if instead "you're a woman and that makes you retarded," had been written, then that would be sexist. Saying she's a woman (true) and retarded (conditionally true based on the evidence), makes no connection between her gender and mental capacity.

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1stFail103163 0

Stop attempting humor by being a moron, that's how people get shot and all your innernetz friends would miss you too much.

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epccsplayer 0

I smell sabotage. YDI because you are gullible enough to fall for your friends' prank. That, or you're all just retarded. Either way YDI

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wingedspiritus 0

THIS IS SO FUNNY LOLOL. But I'm sorry too Dx Totally FYL. D: What doesn't make sense is that all of the 4 tires got slashes o.O; Wouldn't it have been only 2?

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ozymandias_fml 0

How? Were you too stupid to stop when the first two tires went flat, or were you going too fast in reverse to stop in a reasonable amount of time? Not only that -- HOW DID YOU NOT SEE THE TIRE SLASHERS AND FEEL THE BUMP DRIVING OVER THEM THE FIRST TIME? Or the second? Or the THIRD -- WHEN TWO TIRES WENT FLAT INSTANTLY? I wish you lost your license over this -- you are too damn unobservant to drive safely.

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