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By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 20:22 - Spain - Valencia

Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML

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By Whoops - 06/06/2011 01:44 - United States

Today, while driving with my three year-old, I was showing her the different kinds of birds. I pointed out a bright red cardinal perched in a row of hedges. She squealed as it took flight, so happy to see such a brightly colored birdie fly. Until it hit my windshield. FML

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By Wellthisishawkward - 14/08/2015 22:40 - United States

Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2014 20:07 - Switzerland

Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. Out of nowhere, a huge, apparently suicidal bird dove into the windshield, putting a crack in it. My father yelled at me as if it was my fault, and is demanding I pay for the repairs. FML

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By reb2632 - 29/05/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I picked up my 4-year-old daughter from day care. As we're driving home, a butterfly lands on the windshield. Just as my daughter comments on how pretty the butterfly is, I turned a corner and accidentally hit the windshield wipers and smeared the pretty butterfly across the windshield. FML

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By gbabyy - 22/11/2009 03:25 - United States

Today, my daughter was playing outside. I was watching her from the window, and I saw her pick up a dead bird. I ran outside to grab her. As I picked her up and started scolding her, she tried to scratch my face. In the attempt, her hand went straight into my mouth. FML

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By nothingisreal69 - 01/03/2011 22:21 - Reserved

Today, as I was driving home from work, a bird decided to commit suicide by flying in front of my car. The shock caused me to slam on the brakes, totaling three other cars in the process. FML

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By Anna - 15/06/2012 09:43 - United States - Buellton

Today, I was driving my parrot home from the vet. As I was driving home, I decided to let her sit on my shoulder. Something scared her, and she started flapping in my face, causing me to crash my car into a tree. FML

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Tippi Hedren strikes back

By B_and_W - 21/11/2013 11:35 - France

Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML

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By Oily - 16/12/2011 09:08 - New Zealand

Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML

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Clever

By FMLTIMESTWO - 10/06/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

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JessieTaft 17

Saturday 28 June 2014 1:24

Great start to the day.

TheGriizlyBear 22

Saturday 28 June 2014 1:26

More Dora, less Family Guy

Comments

shadowofbong 16

Saturday 28 June 2014 10:09

This has happened to me once, and the hysterical laughter is uncontrollable. I wouldn't think much of it. Sometimes you just can't help the random things that make you laugh. And you don't find out what they are until it happens. Hypothetically, not funny, but practically, it can send you into neverending laughter since it's so unexpected.

alicealiveordead 13

Saturday 28 June 2014 13:47

Exactly!

LMF1 3

Saturday 28 June 2014 10:49

This made my day!! XD

wookieewhosshe 28

Saturday 28 June 2014 12:26

yeah that is pretty funny... sorry if I'm a psychopath :P

Amaris_lovell 11

Saturday 28 June 2014 13:03

I like this kid sounds like me, which probably isn't a good thing....

xxDemonAngelxx 14

Saturday 28 June 2014 13:43

DEMON SPAWN!!

10187ok 7

Saturday 28 June 2014 17:00

Pop! goes the birdy.

Dopeshit_fml 4

Saturday 28 June 2014 18:10

lol well some awesome girl you got! haha its incredible being that chill in such a situation lol

Omniprism 14

Saturday 28 June 2014 18:37

Time to teach her some compassion and empathy. Maybe do some charity work at a hospital, an animal clinic or something to that effect. Good luck.

technomom 5

Saturday 28 June 2014 18:59

ignore the weak hearts. being emotionally troubled by the death of a random animal actually is a sign of required councling. your child is well adjusted and will go far in life. at some point in the last 40 years it has become the norm for people to be cowardly, weak, selfish, self~entitled crybabies and anyone who's not gets labled a monster. your kids doing great and will be one of the few well adjusted tho I would have washed out that potty mouth of hers.