By wtfson - 13/12/2010 07:35

Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML
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wtfson 0

To everyone asking, how could I have possibly prepared for this? I can't just teach my son not to through pee bottles and other things out the window. That will give him ideas... But rest assured, no more "grenades" will be tossed :)

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perdix 29

I'll bet the other driver was pissed!

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firecopy 6

WTF (what the F) would you not just pull over and take a pee break. ydi

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azhein 0

I'm pretty sure that's illegal too and they already passed the rest stop.

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Po1ntBlank 0

I'm pretty sure you mean why the f otherwise you wouldn't put it in parenthesis. everyone knows what WTF means lol on topic: what did the other car do? did you just speed away or pull over, OP?

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softballchic16 0

I don't think that is really an FML...now the person driving that car...maybe lol

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starile 19

It's really easy for the other car to see where the bottle came from, and just call the police on your asses. So, really... this is a win for you guys for having gotten away with giving another a golden shower!

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muffpuncher 0

be proud that your son is an alpha male grabbing life by the balls and screaming "**** you"! he's genetically superior.

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DakotaCat 4

When I need to pee on a road trip my dad will just pull over & I go on the grass, 'course that's on a country road.

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ulicksam 0

If, at 7-years-old, your son doesn't know better than to throw things out of the window of a moving car, you fail miserably as a parent. Why would he even think it may be acceptable?

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wonderful_wendy 0

teach your kid some manners.

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