Not in your wildest dreams, pal. Trust me, I've come to know the mods' wants and desires, and you don't fit the bill, my man. Sirin prefers smart people, Bee is more kinky, Quite_Insane is, well, quite insane and prefers his dudes as chicks, Rachel is way too smart for you, and Alan wouldn't look your way. Trust me, I've tried them all. Sure, it's the thrill of the chase and the ultimate conquest, but you need to give up and move on. May I suggest a prostitute instead? They cost more but carry fewer diseases.

Actually Doc, if they want it, then they're clearly not my type. Screaming rape is a prerequisite.

Oh, hi QI and Sirin. Um, how long have you been standing right behind me? I, um...what? What! Sorry, someone's calling me. Gotta go... *moves to Ecuador*

Question: What happens when the mods get together for a sex orgy? Is the guest gang-raped, then eaten? My theory is: Sirin begins the gang-rape, the others mods join in, and after that's done, Quite_Insane grabs the meat cleaver and makes human bacon.... And also regular bacon, seeing as how some of the mods might not be full cannibals yet. Am I on the right track?