By wtfson - 13/12/2010 07:35

Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML
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wtfson 0

To everyone asking, how could I have possibly prepared for this? I can't just teach my son not to through pee bottles and other things out the window. That will give him ideas... But rest assured, no more "grenades" will be tossed :)

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perdix 29

I'll bet the other driver was pissed!

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gamer_fur_life 0

thats a cool kid.

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lksdliz 9

STUPID!!! That's one of the handy things about having a little boy, they LOVE to pee outside! Pull the hell over and let him spray away!

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IAmScrewedd 0

I'm waiting for someone to post this FML: "Today, I was driving on the highway when a bottle of pee hit my car window. FML."

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notsofriendly 17

HAHAHA gotta agree with everyone who's asked why not just let him pee outside, though

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SLWatcher_fml 1

OP, your IP is being tracked, I will soon send the death goons to your house, who will in turn pee on your living room carpet.

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CodingSquirrel 3

Or any other carpet which really seems to tie the room together.

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mufkin 0

YDI. I understand giving him the bottle to pee in, but not immediately taking it away from him... well that's why YDI.

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megaswamp 0

great shoot little man

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OrientlSoldr 0

Your son has the potential of being quite awesome growing up.

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