Kids: Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had... - FML

By wtfson - 13/12/2010 07:35

Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML

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wtfson 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 6:34

To everyone asking, how could I have possibly prepared for this? I can't just teach my son not to through pee bottles and other things out the window. That will give him ideas... But rest assured, no more "grenades" will be tossed :)

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futuremarine5 4

Monday 13 December 2010 12:22

pee gernade!!

perdix 29

Monday 13 December 2010 12:33

I'll bet the other driver was pissed!

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underpaid011 0

Monday 13 December 2010 13:55

better their car than yours!

CasiLG 17

Monday 13 December 2010 14:04

Obviously you didn't stop at any rest stops when you had the chance so YDI.

Bano360 25

Monday 13 December 2010 17:58

nobody ever really needs to go at the stop

katkev 5

Monday 13 December 2010 14:13

Parenting fail...YDI.

sydnee_10 0

Monday 13 December 2010 14:24

bahahah that's hilarious but that would suck too!(:

ilikeslushies 0

Monday 13 December 2010 14:25

A bottle? plastic or glass? cuz that makes all the difference

unluckybastard18 0

Monday 13 December 2010 14:33

bulls-eye

ThemApples 0

Monday 13 December 2010 14:34

I would be proud to call him my son (: lol

idl3mind 0

Monday 13 December 2010 14:38

for the win!

Tyrone78G 3

Monday 13 December 2010 14:44

send the little shit off to military school... What!? he has good aim!

DethbyFML 0

Monday 13 December 2010 14:49

I hope you get arrested.

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