Transportation: Today, I was driving on roads that were bad from two days of...

By warningxxLidell - 09/01/2010 06:45 - United States

Today, I was driving on roads that were bad from two days of snow. I spun my car out, and ended up half-way in a ditch. Thinking that I could push my car out of the snow, I got out of my car, landing in waist deep snow. When trying to get back in, I fell neck deep into snow. FML

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By HoHoSnow - 09/12/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML

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By Poorphone - 08/12/2016 17:23 - United States - Denver

Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML

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By drew - 18/12/2010 20:22 - United States

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

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By onehitwonder - 10/02/2011 07:26

Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

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By frozen solid - 06/01/2014 02:04 - United States - Allentown

Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML

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By Chris - 11/01/2010 13:43 - Ireland

Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML

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By peacechick25 - 02/01/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, as a finisher to a date with my girlfriend we decided to park behind the school and mess around. As we were pulling into a dark shaded spot, she drove straight into a snow bank. We spent the rest of our time together trying to dig the car out. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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By UnluckyReporter - 17/02/2016 06:35 - United States - Lexington

Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML

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By Phil - 30/11/2018 08:00 - United States - Plain City

Today, I was driving slightly off road for work to clean a well. I didn't want to get my boots muddy by walking the last 20 ft through mud, so I tried to drive through. I spent the next four hours on hands and knees digging my way out. FML

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dewaltdave 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 12:35

I like midgets.

epoh_fml 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 13:48

If you don't live where it snows, roads being bad after two days of bad weather will make no sense to you. Snow plows can only do so much. The roads are still left with a bit of ice and snow on them and it doesn't melt until it stops snowing and the sun comes out. Even with salt and sand down, roads can be trecherous. I live in CT where we have efficient plow crews, and I am still very cautious when driving for a few days after a blizzard. FYL OP. But the mental image is kind of funny :-)

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ledzeppelin1996 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 4:34

k unless ur like a 4 feet midget i doubt u fell neck deep in snow i mean really it says ur from iowa http://www.flixya.com/photo/1123581/Iowa_Snow_Storm_12-8_through_12-9_2009 look at the pic i found siriousely neck deep

ledzeppelin1996 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 4:38

@ Shizzlatorr u stupid it says she is in the USA how the hell is she from canada Jez americans r stupid GOD BLESS CANADA

Shizzlator 3

Monday 15 February 2010 22:08

Oh, thanks for telling me, I couldn't read that. You should probably make sure that I know she wasn't underpants or a donkey either.

jyd62 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 5:39

where do u live?? ontop of Mt Everest???

skikid 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 10:09

thats nothin i live in edmonton and in the winter we get snow drifts on the side of the highways over 12ft. deep!

Chris5146 3

Saturday 4 December 2010 6:19

lol

ohcrap007 1

Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:11

either thats some really deep snow or u r really short!!

FatMan23 10

Saturday 12 November 2011 1:26

This is Iowa young lady, snowing is what we 'do'. No one will get that quote, but oh well. By the way, You'd like my house, we got a snow drift of 15 feet.