Transportation: Today, I was driving on the freeway and there was a dead animal... - FML

By travinator121611 - 16/08/2009 16:32 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway and there was a dead animal (I think a cat) in the road. The car in front of me decided to merge over. It kicked up part of the dead animal and sent it flying through my open window. I think I got hit in the face with a piece of foot. FML

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Monday 17 August 2009 9:24

I drive a 1974 VW Super Beetle...I HAVE NO AIR CONDITIONING!!! So my windows + the window wings are open to draw air in. The SUV hit it right (obviously) cause it hit my window and came through my side wing window. So GROSS...but it didnt stink or anything.

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spidergirl41 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 22:51

Yummy. Roadkill pussy, anyone?

travinator121611 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 23:25

it was an old road kill...but i didnt expect it!!!

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CyanideCandy 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 23:07

OH SHIT! Hahaha it SUCKS to be you bro!

SimpleSimon 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 23:11

So was it fresh and juicy or rotting and squashed with tyre marks and oil smears?

sodahhhr 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 23:17

free ribs!!!! NOM NOM NOM

glassisass 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 23:19

why are there always an idiot who always says first. or some other stupid comment off the top of there head so they can click submit. just so they can be first. when are you guys going to get it. no1 gives a **** about you. quit saying first.

sublime93 0

Monday 17 August 2009 0:52

Your obviously new to FML. That happens on every post, and doesn't show chance of changing.

imbordsoimhere 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:21

wow someones jealous

travinator121611 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 23:25

it was an old road kill...but i didnt expect it!!!

robLehane_ 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 23:38

same haha! do they just write an FML and then forget about it? they dont even come back to write a comment :/

venom11065 0

Monday 17 August 2009 1:03

good job OP! ..but really.. you just don't ever forget something like that..

Raheemdplayer 7

Sunday 16 August 2009 23:35

LMFAO is that even possible? Haha FYL

Amkii 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 23:41

Uggghhh, nasty! :( I'm sorry to hear about this. That is seriously disgusting.

xyourstruly3 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 23:56

Did You curse out the Guy that Ran Over the cat .. again

Lucky_strike_fml 0

Monday 17 August 2009 0:08

urgh.. FYL!

9az00 0

Monday 17 August 2009 0:08

Lol something similar happened to me a few weeks ago...except instead of foot, I got a mouthful of dead chicken feathers.

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