Transportation: Today, I was driving on the motorway when a cop car made me stop....

By Kimmiko - 04/06/2009 12:17 - Germany

Today, I was driving on the motorway when a cop car made me stop. It was a routine check and when they said "Have you been drinking?" of course I said no. To that, my 6 year old sitting in the back screamed "Yes she did! She's lying I saw her drink!" I had drunk a milkshake. FML

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By embarrassedmom - 31/08/2013 23:48 - United States

Today, my daughter and I were driving home when our truck broke down. A police officer stopped and offered to let me and my two year old sit in his car for the A/C. When we got in, I sat her on my lap, and she pulled down my tank top and screamed "Boobies!" right in front of the officer. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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By drewig - 10/05/2010 05:28 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML

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By Gg - 23/07/2009 21:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I bust my lip when a car bumped into mine. As I headed home, I was stopped by the police who told me my back light was out. I tried to explain, but it just came out as "fghjiljh" because of my lip. I was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving. FML

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By not as easy as pie - 16/10/2015 16:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to explain to a police officer that I wasn't drunk and had swerved because I was eating pie and almost dropped it. FML

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By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2015 17:25 - United States - Houston

Today, I was driving home. I desperately needed the bathroom, so I was speeding a little bit. A cop pulled me over and gave me hell. He said he'd heard my story a hundred times and didn't believe me. I couldn't hold it and ended up marinating in my own piss while he ran my plates. FML

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Potholing

By limpdick9 - 19/11/2014 18:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because, "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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jeremymg91 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 20:03

Sucks for you.. can't really punish her though.. I didn't understand that "drinking" was an alcohol term when I was younger either.

ladycoyote 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 20:03

Ah, children. Reason #8672 why I'll never have any. :)

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baysidebird88 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 20:05

this one made me chuckle, cause i can imagine a kid doing that. i wouldn't really call it a fml since i'm sure you did a breath test and passed.

hellokittyrainbo 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 5:11

I love your pic :) that my favorite band

lyndsaygirl 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 20:05

you must have an annoying child..hahah

justfantastic 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 20:05

don't kids say the darndest things :)

Darkon 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 20:09

YDI for raising a snitch!

yer_maw 1

Thursday 4 June 2009 20:09

Kids say weird shit, yesterday my friend asked a kid: "do you wanna come upstairs and we'll all play rock band?" response: "I've always known i wanted to be a doctor" :)

rttr 18

Friday 11 November 2011 21:12

The ****?!?!???!??!!?

krupster 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 20:10

YDI agrees with #14 on that one! Little bastard...

C18_fml 3

Thursday 4 June 2009 20:10

if that's my son, i kick him in ass down to arizona...no, srsly -> i put him in trunk and drove home rly fast in the corners of road

Froggynj 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 20:10

Being dad of two I feel for you. But do what parent do grin and laugh about it, then use it to embarrass them with it at thier wedding

neezie 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 20:11

Then you hit your kid right?

soccergirl37 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 20:11

This is why I hate kids

missalkali 8

Friday 9 March 2012 2:14

why? because they're not as smart as you and haven't had as much life experience as you? well I've got some news for you, you were a kid once too!! and I'm sure you didn't appreciate it when ppl got mad at you for not knowing something that you'd never learned.