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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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Humph. This reminds me... My neighbours had the gall to throw up in their yard a sign that says "Kids DART! Drive SMART!" when they aren't even ******* PRESENT every time I've seen their kids out, which, by the way, are all old enough to know to stay the **** out of the road, but they like to stand there anyway and the older ones even jump out at me when I pass... little brats..
I know what you mean. The kids (they were my age and a couple years younger, but they are indeed kids) on my old street walked in the street in large enough numbers to block the whole road. Then they look at you like you're a maniac for driving a car on the road. My mom sped up and swerved toward one of them to make them get the point, so they threw a football at our van. Stupid people, I swear.
Yeah, got a few of those. One of the kids had the nerve to throw rocks at me. Another tried to sneak in our backyard to put toilet paper in the fishpond. And of course, they liked to run across the street when a car is coming. Gives them an adrenaline rush or something, I guess. It was a pleasant experience living there. :/
Wow... these stories make the kids on my street look like saints by comparison.
I had a brick thrown at me for 'not dressin' rite'
At least you WEREN'T a creeper! 2 weeks ago I was walking in the rural area and a truck actually stopped by me. The speed limit was 80. I acknowledged the guy and asked "What the **** you want? Keep driving." - Now I carry a knife around. (._.)' You really can't be too sure of people these days. ... Well I guess there never was exactly a time that you could.
Should have reversed. ;)
I fuken hate kids so much i would have ran them over. at the shops i went out to buy some chips and i heard some kid crying and screaming. i was close to kicking the little shit and belting the parents with the canned fruit for not controlling their little possessed freaks of nature.
I don't think you can creep at someone while still in the car. You can creep them out, though.
Hey witchcraft and intoxicunt, go get a room and stop holding convos on the comment page.
Hey, you know what you can do? Mind your own damn business. Any conversation that does not involve you is none of your ******* business and has no impact on you. Go crawl back under your rock where you belong.
Seriously? We can talk about whatever we wish in these comments. Otherwise, there would be no such thing as a "reply" button. Don't like it? Take it up with the staff or don't ******* read it.
Really. Sorry no one wishes to hold a conversation with you, #48, but the rest of us like to talk to other people.
everyone is so paranoid today just fast die young
Heh... that's Massachusetts for you.
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A woman got mistakenly called a pedophile? *wipes tear* We've made such progress in equality...
lol @ #1. So slowing down because you don't want to hit children while driving, means you're a pedophile? wow. You should've just mauled some kid over. jk.