Work: Today, I was driving with my boss and she held her breath as...

By Heavy D - 06/09/2012 13:45 - United States

Today, I was driving with my boss and she held her breath as we drove past a cell tower, because she didn't want to "breathe in any radiation." I have to take orders from this moron. FML

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Thursday 6 September 2012 19:18

You laugh now but in a week or two when you grow that third arm and eye, you're gonna be looking real foolish.

Dinger1992 3

Thursday 6 September 2012 19:20

You should tell her there's radiation everywhere so she shouldn't breath anymore. That'll solve your problem

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partytime4321 5

Thursday 6 September 2012 21:23

Wow people like this bother me... In areas of weak signal when the companies finally get their act together and try to build a tower they come and protest it... Like give me a break it's actually worse not to have a good signal because when you make a call your phone has to transmit with more power, and it goes straight in ur head. Better off with more towers, least then the radiation source isn't pressed against ur head