By Heavy D - 06/09/2012 13:45 - United States

Today, I was driving with my boss and she held her breath as we drove past a cell tower, because she didn't want to "breathe in any radiation." I have to take orders from this moron. FML
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flipcrazy 0

You laugh now but in a week or two when you grow that third arm and eye, you're gonna be looking real foolish.

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Dinger1992 3

You should tell her there's radiation everywhere so she shouldn't breath anymore. That'll solve your problem

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rainbowteehee 6

Um a lot of people do that._. Ur boss is not an "idiot"

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SoultheWolf 19

Just because a lot of people do that doesn't make it any less moronic. Radiation is absorbed through the body, it isn't breathed in. So holding her breath will do her no good in a situation like this.

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Bloobloke 12

75, you seem offended. I bet you're one of the people who does this.

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jwb8711 13

I have worked on more cell sites than she has probably ever seen, and besides the third arm and the cancer life is great!! No but seriously your boss is an idiot.

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Dracoboxer357 35

4- O.o Your ninja skills are so advanced, you use farts as a radioactive weapon? This you must email me, share your scary ass secrets, Dangerous One! ;P

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goose12321 11

So if she went to Chernobyl, does she think she'll be safe as long as she holds her breath/brings an oxygen tank of clean air?

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MischievousLoki 6

Everything pretty much has radiation...Even bananas have very little radiation.

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MrT302 4

It is possible to breathe in radiation in the form of alpha and beta particles. Although research has not shown cellular communications towers to cause any damage to people, some believe that a large enough quantity of gamma rays, such as what turned world renowned physicist Bruce Banner into the Hulk, could possibly lead to a genetic mutation causing people to mutate into super mutants or cause the evolutionary cycle to speed up we would turn into a civilization of highly advanced philosopher/ warrior-monks who travel the cosmos on interstellar solar sails and light wavelength receptors that could power Shaw-Fukijawa warp drives sending us to the edge of the universe to study the spurn waves originally created during the big bang that hold the key to understanding what the true meaning of life, love, and the pursuit of 59 cent taco tuesdays is all about So next time you pass a cell phone tower or a nuclear electric power facility, feel free to breathe in the air, you may be doing man kind a favor.(All rights to use this story line in any film, play, video games or television production are reserved and is under protection by the US patent office #6196-91179-2041. Anyone who wishes to discuss a media production may contact my lawyer at the law offices of John C. Marti)

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onlychildFTW 33

Haha that's gross. I'd e opening some windows pretty quick.

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Janice_Ian 13

I work for a woman who, upon finding out I am vegan, asked me whether I eat plants. Taking orders from a moron? I definitely know that feel.

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