Animals: Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window...

By fufu_mutt - 15/12/2010 04:24 - United States

Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window he stepped on the switch, the window went up, causing his head to get stuck. I looked down and he had scared the shit out of himself, all over my shirt. FML

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By puppylove - 20/10/2012 07:16 - United States

Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML

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By Dakota - 28/09/2017 04:30

Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML

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By fUcKOAHdSAjl - 16/08/2013 18:41 - United States - Manchester

Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML

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By hakura madada - 22/06/2012 19:41 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I mistook my dog's head for the gear shift while tearing down the highway. FML

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By Jeff comes unstuck - 31/08/2023 14:00 - Australia

Today, I was cleaning my car when I hit the automatic window button while I was vacuuming in between the door and the driver's seat, and got stuck halfway out, in full view of my neighbor. He had to come get me out, because I couldn't reach the button. FML

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By Username - 13/05/2011 08:13

Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML

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By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2022 12:00

Today, my boyfriend has severe dog phobia, and a dog off its lead ran up to him in a car park. He panicked and tried to jump into the car, but the door hit it in the head and it started fitting and seizing. About three people called the police and the dog's owner broke our car window. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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By hold your horses pony boy - 18/04/2014 18:24 - United States

Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML

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AZFreckles 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 9:37

I'm sorry for your dog. But what kind of moron are you for driving with a ******* dog on your lap?!?!?! Was there no room on the passenger seat, or better yet, in the back seat?? Can you honestly say that your dog is never a distraction to your driving? I'm guessing NOT if it's ******** on you.

SOCALME 3

Wednesday 15 December 2010 9:02

Scooby dooby doo?

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RavenRockaFellon 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 10:26

Aw, hope the pup is ok! and if he/she is... LOL! I can just imagine the dog's face: ^_^ *window rolls up, cue crap* O_O

GoingLesbian 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 10:39

LOL oh geez...

agm2010 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 10:41

I like ur username. lol may I ask why so??

SophieH14 2

Wednesday 15 December 2010 10:40

hahahahaha unfortunate, but funny

Chubby_Cha5er 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 10:57

Three words ...... Dumb ass dog p.s he showed you who the Alpha dog was :)

doublewide420 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 17:31

i had bigger arms than you in 7th grade

TheDrifter 23

Wednesday 15 December 2010 21:15

He shops at a&f... need I say more?

bittersweettttt 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 10:59

it sucks

fml_as_usual 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 11:24

i'm a pet owner myself and i hate when people let overly excited pets just run freely inside the fcking car while they drive, that can be more hazardous than texting while driving. People think that because pets are smart they can't accidentally raise or lower a window, press something else, or jump in the drivers laps or arms at the wrong time.

kai_li 8

Wednesday 15 December 2010 13:08

Or...CAUSE AN ACCIDENT INJURING PEDESTRIANS OR OTHER DRIVERS! I hate that people are only concerned about the dog. Yes that sucks but don't people pay attention to the road anymore?

elrusso 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 11:56

Ironically, given its general incorrect overusage, this FML actually needed the word "literally" in it.

iheartglasses 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 12:26

This is why you lock the windows if your dog is stepping on the buttons... Unless it coincidently unlocked the windows AND rolled his up. Go to PetsMart and buy it a little car seat :) They dont look like baby car seats though. I originally thought they did when I first heard of them haha