By fufu_mutt - 15/12/2010 04:24 - United States

Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window he stepped on the switch, the window went up, causing his head to get stuck. I looked down and he had scared the shit out of himself, all over my shirt. FML
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AZFreckles 0

I'm sorry for your dog. But what kind of moron are you for driving with a ******* dog on your lap?!?!?! Was there no room on the passenger seat, or better yet, in the back seat?? Can you honestly say that your dog is never a distraction to your driving? I'm guessing NOT if it's ******** on you.

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AZFreckles 0

I'm sorry for your dog. But what kind of moron are you for driving with a ******* dog on your lap?!?!?! Was there no room on the passenger seat, or better yet, in the back seat?? Can you honestly say that your dog is never a distraction to your driving? I'm guessing NOT if it's ******** on you.

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kai_li 8

Thank you! I can't believe it took someone so long to say so

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RedPillSucks 31

I was thinking the same thing.

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kiwi00 0

maybe it was in the passenger seat and it's butt was facing the driver?

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doublewide420 0

next time when the dog hits the wheel instead of the window,and she kills a family of 5. we will see how funny it is.

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shiloh10 0

THANK YOU #95 for having some f***ing common sense.

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dudeman1212 22

OR... Maybe they were at a red light and he climbed over, or they were already parked at their destination, or he had to get gas and was getting back into the car. Think, people...

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iliveinthesky_fml 0

Aw poor doggy. :-(

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Xythenol 6

HOLYCRAPMUFFINS. Was your dog okay?! **** your shirt, it can be cleaned!

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LFAM_fml 0

*svooby dooby doo where are-* SCOOBY YOU SHAT ON ME SHIRT YOU IMBECILE!! Ruh Roh!

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mintcar 9

Just be thankful that the dog is okay.

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DEXter501 0

So your dog almost chokes to death and you worry about your shirt. Really? Come on.

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xStiina 0

Your dog is more fking important than a shirt.

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takeapieandrun 9

This FML has horrible grammar. That is all.

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kindlystfupls 0

aww poor doggy! screw your shirt I'm more worried about your dog!

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psychochick29 0

YDI for letting your dog in the front seat. And for allowing your dog to stand on the door. Ever seen what happens to a dog after a car accident? Or merely hitting the brakes quickly? Your dog could fly out the open window, through the windshield or be crushed by the airbag. Oh and if you were dumb enough to have the dog on your lap and you got in an accident (which is quite likely since there would be a dog on your lap) the drivers airbag could literally crush the dog into your chest. Get a damn seatbelt for your dog and keep him/her in the backseat where they would be safe.

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theten_fml 9

Couldn't of have said it better myself. because I never thought about it.

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4bidden 0

maybe the dog was in the backseat think of that?:)

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agm2010 0

I agree with number 40 about what 39 said but number 43., since the dog shit on the guys shirt., I'm guessing the OP didnt find it necessary to have to mention that he was on his lap.(:

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4bidden 0

i misread it than....im thinking theres a damn shirt in the backseat for some damn reason:/

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sappy0 5

Then how did the dog shit on the DRIVER?? Did YOU think of THAT?!?!

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agm2010 0

lol well I guess that would make since too... but realisticly., I'm pretty sure he was wearing it, (driving).

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4bidden 0

It never did say the dog shit on him it said the dog shit on his shirt:) ***scratching head damn i figured the riddle out:D

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agm2010 0

lol whatever floats ur boat. I just hope that shirt was expensive and that stain never come out. the op is wrong for not worrying about the dog instead.

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GoingLesbian 0

Lol that's pretty amusing to read at 2am haha

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agm2010 0

lol I agree ...it's 340 am here

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4bidden 0

haha i dont even know if i believe these "fmls" are real i just enjoy argueing and making random points:)

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Chubby_Cha5er 0

STFU honestly ur taking it way to serious I can tell your psycho ur taking it way too far guy already feels like SHIT:) lol last thing the OP needs is a psycho chik telling him common sense I wouldn't take advice from a psycho lol

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agm2010 0

unless thats a picture of ur boyfriend... im pretty sure #66 is talking to me but that I could really careless ... and I would have to agree with u. alot of fmls do not make sence. def fake ones out there lol

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shiloh10 0

#39 the dog was not in my lap, he was in the ******* passenger seat since he is 90lbs. EVERYONE ELSE:: yes, he is ok. and I couldn't give 2 ***** about my shirt.

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weinerdog 2

Please people...don't let your dogs hang their heads out the window. You'll end up with situations like this or worse. I have a friend who is a vet and she's seen plenty of dogs come in with eye/head injuries. Get a harness and buckle them up in the back seat.

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