By fufu_mutt - 15/12/2010 04:24 - United States

Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window he stepped on the switch, the window went up, causing his head to get stuck. I looked down and he had scared the shit out of himself, all over my shirt. FML
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AZFreckles 0

I'm sorry for your dog. But what kind of moron are you for driving with a ******* dog on your lap?!?!?! Was there no room on the passenger seat, or better yet, in the back seat?? Can you honestly say that your dog is never a distraction to your driving? I'm guessing NOT if it's ******** on you.

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chocchipcookies 0

You don't know how many pedos are going to be looking up the name Shanie Johnson... I wouldn't have ur name there if I were you!

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CiaranPM 0

I'll get right on that.

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chelle_starlight 0

wow...I have to give you credit for driving with the windows half down in Wisconsin in the middle of December...perhaps he was so freakin' cold...

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Diplomatz 0

YDI for having a dog.

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ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0

^ big ass nose.

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mintcar 9

Oh shut up. ^ It's always the one without a picture.

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schwancy 2

Looks like a fairly average size nose to me.

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agm2010 0

29 is right. it's Always someone that doesntt have a picture of themselves tht talk smack

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btnhdude 0

omg I know right? btw i don't like your hair color at all!

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krdel 0

If I had no idea what was cutting into my neck while looking out of a window I would have done the same thing the dog did.

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staceystar15 0

that first part reminded me of doctor doo-little

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VinegarStrokes 0

You seem to have posted the only rational comment here.

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pipipiyo 12

... the same thing happened to me when I was an elementary kid. except I pressed on it with my stomach. and I didn't shit myself.

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BleakAsFcuk 0

So it wasn't the same was it? Hypothetically; Statement; Oh, I crashed my car today. Response; Omg the same thing happened to me, except I was playing Grand theft auto and I crashed a helicopter. Result; Not really the same is it?/!

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