By karmaaa - 16/10/2014 20:56 - United States - Huxley

Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML
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extremereviews 26

That would attract more attention than the speeding itself

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FrizzyInTheZone 5

It would've just been easier to say slow down or something

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ploppe00 2

In my head its funny but If it would happen to me i would cry?

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Well, that's one way to slow down...

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krimeano 4

You must fasten seat belt. Always. No exceptions.

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BiaBauer 29

Sorry OP, but I laughed so hard on this. :)))

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meegal 12

Ugh I HATE overly aggressive drivers. I hate aggressive drivers in general actually. Why is everyone constantly in a rush? I don't get it... no one knows how to take their times these days. I never speed, ever. I'm ALWAYS within 5 MPH of the speed limit, and I hate going faster than the actual speed limit. If the limit is 60 I'm going 55-65, but most of the time I'm at 60 exactly. There's just no need to speed. I'd rather get there 5 minutes later and safely rather than speed and get there like a minute sooner. Unless of course you have a legitimate emergency like your pregnant wife in the backseat or something. But I highly doubt every person speeding on the highway have an actual medical emergency... slow down people.

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AloysiusWeasley 15

They're probably aggressive because you're in the left hand lane trying to force your idea of speed on others. Get out of the way of faster traffic and they'll go away.

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meegal 12

So driving the speed limit is now forcing MY idea of speed on others? It's the speed limit... that's how fast you're supposed to be going. They're the ones speeding, i'm following the traffic laws. It's not MY idea of speed, it's the law's idea of speed.

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AloysiusWeasley 15

You can be technically correct all day, but if traffic is doing 70 and you're doing 55, you are the problem, not them.

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middlenamefrank 8

That's what you get for trying to control-freak on gramma. Her car, her license, her ticket. If you don't like the way she drives, don't get in the car with her.

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mattrd_fml 31

Put on your seat belt next time and this won't happen.

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