By somechick - 09/12/2009 05:25 - Canada

Today, I was eating a bag of almonds I got from the bulk food store, picking off what I thought was stringy remnants of their shells. When I finally got down to the bottom of the bag, I found a silk worm circling around the last almond left of a bag of about 200. FML
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Jimboom 11

Nutting wrong with that. And if you send a letter of complaint into the company who sold it to you then you would get a bag or perhaps even a few bags free. ;-)

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lyssalicious 0

who eats 200 almonds in one day???? that sounds like a lot.

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KatieGoesRawrr 0

I think omgwthFYL keeps the box open in a cupboard.

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crash52181 0

First of all you're a fat **** for eating 200 ******* almonds! And secondly.....hahaha...that sucks, but you're not the only who's had that happen to them you ******* whiny bitch! It happened to me (luckily I'm not Jabba the Hut like you) but I only ate a few before I noticed. I laughed it off....

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OnTheSaneSide 0

OP said they ate at least 199. Never said they ate the last one. You loose.

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MangeMoi_fml 0

lmao. you're a bitch.

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frivolous 0

Hey, look at the bright side: if you're fat and disgusted by worms, you could throw up and lose pounds in only a few minutes! If you're not: you just discovered the new weight-loss program! So, this isn't really an FML now, is it?

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COBRAMORPH 0

think of it like a ****. Then you'll feel better. Its like when I first pissed on my wife's face, she thought it was gross & refused, but I asked her how that was any different then when I gizzled on her face. See, women arent that bright, they need to have things spoken, slowly & clearly.

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juliabadulia 6

We're not retards, asshole. **** you.

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Firesprite2009 0

Piss off you titface. We're not stupid. Research shows that we're smarter than you, so where the **** do you get off calling us stupid ? &&, with your attitude, I'm surprised you could even LAND a wife. I've seen your comments on most other FML's, and you're a total asshole. Before you start insulting the female race, consider that your wife is the dumb one. Hell, she must be, staying with you.

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tehsoah 0

That's AWESOME. Now you have a pet silk worm!

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terriibabiiix23 0

it looks like you have a new pet ! congratzz [:

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complicatedbette 0

wow...you should go to the doctor i mean seriously!there might be ******* eggs in your system...just sayin'

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