Miscellaneous: Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to...

By brownieswillneverbethesame - 04/09/2011 06:18 - United States

Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2017 14:40 - United States - Higginsville

Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2018 12:00

Today, I was celebrating my birthday when my friend gave me chocolate as a gift. I wasn't suspecting anything and ate about half of it before I noticed something strange. It turned out there were some kind of worms living in it and the chocolate was about a year after the expiration date. I got sick. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 08:28 - United States

Today, I ate what was supposed to be a delicious mini powdered donut. The first one tasted funny, so I pulled out another one and realized that the powdered sugar was now in fact powdered hairy mold. Then I looked at the package and realized it was over a year and a half old. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2016 18:36 - United States - Milford

Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML

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By badeats - 22/06/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I visited my grandma. She offered me some chips in a Ziploc bag. I thought they were sour cream and onion chips from the look of them. They tasted funny, but I didn't want to be rude and I kept eating. I looked closer after a while and noticed that what I thought were chives was actually mold. FML

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By MaggotMother - 20/04/2013 10:51 - United States

Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. FML

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By Newly Minted Canuck - 22/04/2017 20:00

Today, my daughter found a hair baked into the crust of her pizza. Grossed out, she put it down the garbage disposal, but I told her to dig it out so we could get a refund. After dinner, she came looking for the saved pizza crust. I was baffled about where it was until I realized I'd eaten it. FML

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By Rachel - 02/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

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lendalynn 5

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:04

I just threw up a little.....

perdix 29

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:15

. . . and Grandpa's missing, and Grandma seems uncharacteristically cheery.

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megapeyt 17

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:13

Nasty dude. Nasty

DocBastard 38

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:13

I would have your grandmother check herself for missing fingers, toes, ears, eyelids, etc. You never know how the knife can slip as she's cutting the brownies. Oh, and that wasn't strawberry sauce on top.

Sweej 1

Monday 5 September 2011 1:02

If the OP said there was strawberry sauce on top, then I would find your attempt at a joke moderately funny. But OP didn't say that, so you just failed.

gmc_blossom 21

Monday 5 September 2011 1:11

Sweej, you just failed by trying to out comment DocBastard. Who does that, really? Idiot.

Sweej 1

Monday 5 September 2011 1:14

Blossom - I just did. And absolutely wrecked him in the process. That's right, I'll be calling the shots from now on, fool.

TheTwistedOtaku 16

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:14

That made my skin crawl. Ew

perdix 29

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:15

. . . and Grandpa's missing, and Grandma seems uncharacteristically cheery.

stephanyk2 7

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:15

That's so gross.

Enigmax2514 7

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:15

Hold your horses, stop the time, wait 1 cotton-picking minute! Don't take another bite! Excavate the rest of those brownies, I'm sure there are some fossils in there somewhere!