By EpicUsername - 11/03/2010 01:14 - United States

Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me. He forced his tongue into my mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating. FML
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EpicUsername 0

I probably should have stated in the OP that I've only had my dog for 2 months, and upon receiving him, he was immediately signed up for obedience training. In fact, he graduated last Monday.

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defaultusername 0

YDI for eating that hot dog so seductively.

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flufffypants 0

Never buy flavored xondomns and go near that dog

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Bittybit 0

get a chihuahua at least that way when u rite about ur dog eating from u we all no its cos u shoved it up near ur mouth

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GeekyG1rl 0

my husky would have tried, but the second i would tell him no he would stop jumping off me and go do his own thing, just a bit of obediance training and teach him the word no and it works out great that he wont take ur food

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Husky007_fml 0

sadly I probalbly would have liked it :(

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jenniferbxD 0

actually #9, dogs can ignore people food so don't be saying stuff you don't even know

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Scientist007 0

Please can some one tell me the meaning of all the abbreviations? Thanks. Also why in every story it MUST start with "Today," and end with "FML". Yes I'm new.

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legodude28 16

FML = F*ck my life FYL (used in comments) = F*ck your life YDI = You deserved it OP = Original poster As to the things starting with "Today" and ending with "FML" if you don't do that, your post won't be validated. I don't really know why that format is required.

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mrstomkaulitz 0

AW SHUDDUP SOME PEOPLE ARENT GOOD AT TRAINING ANIMALS!!! the dog is stupid for trying to French kiss a human... duh

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