By EpicUsername - 11/03/2010 01:14 - United States

Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me. He forced his tongue into my mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating. FML
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I probably should have stated in the OP that I've only had my dog for 2 months, and upon receiving him, he was immediately signed up for obedience training. In fact, he graduated last Monday.

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defaultusername 0

YDI for eating that hot dog so seductively.

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flufffypants 0

Never buy flavored xondomns and go near that dog

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StoryOfTheYear 14

snickerdoodles has done one good thing since i've read her first comment, make her profile picture black and white so we don't have to see her gingervitus-riddled hair

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killerviral 0

@1 ur a gay dag we don't care what u say now goodday maddem

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bezach 0

omg! a dogs having fun! quick call the cops...nooooo they are busy dissabling snicks account!!!!!! we are free my children may the bridge be clear from queen of trolls!

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SteveIronFistFox 0

so you where raped by ur dog is wht ur saying...

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ladycoyote 0

Tonight... you.

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wowmomurcool 0

that's watch u get for eating meat . discusting. while ur at it y don't u just eat him too? it's basically the same thing. tastes the same

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tetrisflop 0

WTF you sick Shit! why the **** do you know what Dog tastes like and dont give me that meats all the same shit it aint lamb and pork nothing alike

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skeleton_skinner 0

Train your dog.

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EpicUsername 0

I have been, ever since I got him. That was 2 months ago. He still has a long way to go, but he's gotten better. :)

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