By EpicUsername - 11/03/2010 01:14 - United States

Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me. He forced his tongue into my mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating. FML
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EpicUsername 0

I probably should have stated in the OP that I've only had my dog for 2 months, and upon receiving him, he was immediately signed up for obedience training. In fact, he graduated last Monday.

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defaultusername 0

YDI for eating that hot dog so seductively.

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flufffypants 0

Never buy flavored xondomns and go near that dog

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neonblue120 6

either this is fake or your disgusting because you could close your mouth and push him away eeeewwwww

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EpicUsername 0

It all took place in about a second, which didn't leave me much reaction time. I also happen to be 4'10" and weigh 80 lbs, so pushing him off isn't as easy as it sounds.

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bisley 0

*********** ftw. That dog made you his bitch. I bet that's a rather common occurance if it sticks its tongue into your mouth to steal food.

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rock3ralex 0

YDI for having a dog that is as big as you are small

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EpicUsername 0

I didn't choose him, my dad did. :)

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brightred919 0

jesus christ, get a different dog; that's awful

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EpicUsername 0

Why would I get a different dog? It was only one incident. Other than that, he's great!

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simpledrunkdude 4

suk my ****** cok snickers

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AndreaHaha 0

Hm how can he force his tounge in your mouth

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bronx819 4

Maybe the dog is old, remember the old saying 'You can't teach an old dog new tricks'? Also, dogs aren't that easy to train, It takes a very long time, I should know

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