By MJ3105 - 07/05/2009 11:36 - Israel

Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird shit. FML
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youmakemyday_fml 0

ughh...why would you eat something that landed on the table anyway?? wouldn't you wipe it off with a napkin...

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ozymandias_fml 0

You are a disgusting person. Even if it was mayo, that is disgusting. Who a) eats random condiments they find b) especially when splattered on a disgusting public table?

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dreamofme 0

That's disgusting.

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scorpioserpent 1

YDI for eating something off a public table. ewwww

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CuriousLilAlice 0

why would you put anything in your mouth that was on a resturant table?! O_O

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CupidSparrow 0

I'm with #24!! The very thought makes me cringe and want to vomit.

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generalsmith2 0

I can't believe that anyone even an obese retard would wipe up mayo with their finger and eat it. this didn't happen.

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Stephie_fml 0

Dude, it's bad enough that you would eat anything off a public table, but mayo? REALLY??

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barlessprison 16

See this is why you should abide by the 3 seconds rule. I bet it took the waitress more than 3 seconds to clear the table and hence, you shouldn't even have reached for the 'mayo'. YDI ):

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emilia_fml 0

So... after seeing the waitress wipe down the table with a cloth that she's used to wipe down all the other tables with, and which was most likely soaked in some sort of cleaning fluid, you decided to directly off the table top. Brilliant idea, really. You're making Darwin proud, I'm sure.

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AshleyV 0

eating ANYTHING off a restaurant table = filthy

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