By MJ3105 - 07/05/2009 11:36 - Israel

Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird shit. FML
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youmakemyday_fml 0

ughh...why would you eat something that landed on the table anyway?? wouldn't you wipe it off with a napkin...

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ozymandias_fml 0

You are a disgusting person. Even if it was mayo, that is disgusting. Who a) eats random condiments they find b) especially when splattered on a disgusting public table?

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Saphira_fml 0

why would u do that even if it WAS Mayo? YDI

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serendipitieee 0

EWWEWWEWWEWWEWW well..it was probably an automatic reaction..

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Fadakar 0

Why you would lick mayo anyway is beyond me.

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RawrrKai 0

This could never happen to me for two reasons: 1. Just the thought of mayonnaise makes me want to vomit. 2. I don't eat things that people drop.

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BaldOuting 0

ydi. first it was on the table, not on a plate. second, as said above, mayonnaise and bird crap are not substantially similar. third, your meal must have sucked if you were that hungry for a drop of "mayo." no sympathy from me on this.

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dirtyhippie 0

How would you know it was bird crap after you ate it? It could have been just about anything.

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Zoa_fml 0

EWWWWWWWW! Why the hell would you eat something off the table? Especially mayo, do you know how many various fluids could be mistaken for mayo?!

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LeftHanded_fml 0

Why the **** would you even do that if it was mayo ...

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AK 2

This must be the same restaurant patio where the other guy ate meat off the ground. It attracts idiots.

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