Intimacy: Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating...

By Anonymous - 25/06/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2013 17:38 - Slovenia - Ruse

Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML

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By Aliya - 01/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML

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By whatashame - 01/04/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2013 16:19 - United States - East Hampton

Today, I watched in horror as my dad picked up a dead centipede, placed it on his tongue, and then swallowed it. FML

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Friday 25 June 2010 9:23

lawl. pubechip.

mama2b3 20

Friday 25 June 2010 9:23

hahahaha u ate ur fathers ball hair!!

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haha89 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 4:21

Ewwww! :l

WILDMAN22 1

Tuesday 26 October 2010 23:54

,,,DICK'S POTATO CHIPS BETCHA CANT EAT JUST ONE ORE CAN YOU..??

Twiztidbunny 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 5:57

that's just fucken grosssss 0.o

toribear16 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 4:18

that's just plain gross. if my dad every did that I would freak out!

Upyous 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 9:23

Thats just ******* haliarious

constantine91 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 11:07

f your life to hell and back. ew!

rpgking1620 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 10:39

Ahahahahahahaha. that made me lol really hard.

nika10105 14

Monday 8 August 2011 9:28

How do u kno it's pubic hair?

Isaac_The_Great 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 16:21

That adds flavor!

bloodgirl_fml 5

Tuesday 27 September 2011 0:07

Thats just a fail and pure desjusting! (for ur dad and also u)

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