Intimacy: Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating...

By Anonymous - 25/06/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2013 17:38 - Slovenia - Ruse

Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML

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By Aliya - 01/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML

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By whatashame - 01/04/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2013 16:19 - United States - East Hampton

Today, I watched in horror as my dad picked up a dead centipede, placed it on his tongue, and then swallowed it. FML

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Friday 25 June 2010 9:23

lawl. pubechip.

mama2b3 20

Friday 25 June 2010 9:23

hahahaha u ate ur fathers ball hair!!

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thaaatgirl 4

Thursday 3 November 2011 8:05

Ewwwwwwww

toxicanxiety 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 4:30

Gross. Thats nasty

jellybean91 12

Tuesday 6 December 2011 7:24

This literally made my face fall as I read it... :(

jbchica 7

Monday 12 December 2011 0:17

Oh my god I think that's the grossest fml I've ever seen!

fuzzybear14 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 4:49

yummy yum yum!

Michellec9982 18

Tuesday 8 May 2012 7:41

Well didn't u see him scratch his balls off?

shellybelly2820 0

Sunday 13 May 2012 18:11

That's really disgustingg

cassidy0922 6

Thursday 24 May 2012 0:33

That's nasty. Ew.

CheddarCheeseLov 0

Thursday 5 July 2012 0:01

No one deserves to taste their Dads pubic hair smh D:

jhamann 0

Monday 30 July 2012 7:07

One simply does not scratch the nutsack. U do the pinch and roll

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