Intimacy: Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating...

By Anonymous - 25/06/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML

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Today, I watched in horror as my dad picked up a dead centipede, placed it on his tongue, and then swallowed it. FML

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Friday 25 June 2010 9:23

lawl. pubechip.

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Friday 25 June 2010 9:23

hahahaha u ate ur fathers ball hair!!

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BamBam001 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 10:24

Coincidence that the OP happened to realise this, right after she ate a chip and "felt" pubic hair between her teeth? I call BS. And seriously. How many of you are under 12? Because you require sex-ed ASAP. You can't get pregnant by swallowing/touching/having semen in your mouth, or any other part of the body, apart from the obvious...