Intimacy: Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating...

By Anonymous - 25/06/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML

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By Aliya - 01/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML

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By whatashame - 01/04/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2013 16:19 - United States - East Hampton

Today, I watched in horror as my dad picked up a dead centipede, placed it on his tongue, and then swallowed it. FML

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Friday 25 June 2010 9:23

lawl. pubechip.

mama2b3 20

Friday 25 June 2010 9:23

hahahaha u ate ur fathers ball hair!!

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alexacheers 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 17:40

nasty!!!

mercatot 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 23:02

My favorite part about this FML is that it's in the "Intimacy" catagory. FAIL

Oz20002 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 9:46

lmao i'm laughing so hard between gagging

Persephone12 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 18:36

Wow, I do think that Arizona has just reinvented the wheel on incest.

soccer_chickk 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 5:05

that's disguistingg! grossssss!

Shadow_Phantom 26

Tuesday 17 August 2010 16:51

I.... I think I puked a little. FYL.

tchaikovsky93 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 0:03

LMFAOOOO

Roxven 4

Saturday 28 August 2010 23:20

LOLOLOLOL fyl.

Musickal 16

Wednesday 1 September 2010 11:06

I barf'd.

ltsmark 0

Friday 10 September 2010 3:17

fav fml

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