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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 21:47 - Canada

Today, I was eating Jell-O and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML

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Same thing different taste

By veggiegal - 13/02/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

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By NoMeatFail - 27/02/2011 00:59 - Canada

Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML

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By Vegetarian - 14/03/2010 10:21 - Finland

Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML

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By blondetergent - 20/06/2011 08:12 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2010 07:25 - United States

Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2011 02:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a letter back from the family I will be staying with as a part of an exchange program. Apparently they own a slaughterhouse type farm, and I'm expected to kill one of their animals and eat it as a gift from the family. I'm a vegan. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML

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By j0hn - 23/02/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML

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By LunaCrow - 10/02/2015 02:32 - United States - Shakopee

Today, I had a friend tell me all about how being a vegan was so great. They were eating eggs. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2018 03:30 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my sister put a piece of leather in my homemade beef jerkey to prove a point. I ate it. FML

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Not_Ever_Telling 3

Monday 11 October 2010 2:08

I'm guessing you haven't been a vegetarian too long. Any respectable vegetarian knows gelatin is made from animals. YDI

kellanlvr 1

Monday 11 October 2010 2:05

I learned that in 2nd grade -___-

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appeltaart 3

Monday 11 October 2010 8:40

clearly you don't understand the difference between being a vegeterian and being a veganist..

Clumsyblonde22 12

Monday 11 October 2010 8:41

YDI! If you were a true vegetarian you would have known.

EightInchNails 9

Monday 11 October 2010 8:47

Plants have feelings too...

xMissxMurderx 1

Monday 11 October 2010 8:47

and apparently you've been living under a rock your whole life, OP.

7g23 0

Monday 11 October 2010 8:49

That's awesome! This is supporting evidence to my argument that vegetarianism either stems from idiocy or creates it.

bellaluella 0

Monday 11 October 2010 8:57

good one, how long did it take you to come up with that zinger?

u_r_idiot 1

Monday 11 October 2010 8:49

vegan?

crobcrob 1

Monday 11 October 2010 8:50

but that is common knowledge!

jabbatie 0

Monday 11 October 2010 8:59

the dumbest vegetarian for not pre researching everything. dumbass

xBIG_Dx 0

Monday 11 October 2010 9:02

you'll get over it, people aren't meant to be vegetarians anyway, it's like being gay it's just against nature

bleedforMayheM 0

Monday 11 October 2010 9:16

its called jelly retard

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