By SMS123 - 25/06/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML
I agree, your life sucks 438
You deserved it 29
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chelzy 0

wow... that's ****** up... what's wrong with him?

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sunburned101 0

Wow, your boyfriend is one uncaring fat ass

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tjrocks1294 0

haha that actually made me laughnd I agree with #31 #25 is hot :) had to say it

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lotsologan 2

yea 25 is hot. also this is funny. op...ydi for stuffing ur face. there's this great technique for eating called chewing...you may want to try it.

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selenagirl_fml 0

WTF he's messed up.... but I would do that lol

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samanthadude 0

If you were eating tacos, i would have done the same thing. :P

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perdix 29

I mean, if you're going to die anyways, why should he let your food get cold? He probably needed the energy boost to give you the Heimlich -- at least well enough to convince a jury that he was really trying to save you.

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lotsologan 2

no, mega fail! oh well I fail frequently so I have some empathy for u.

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PhoenixFiend 0

And you seem..new? :) Assume innocense.

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PhoenixFiend 0

I can tell:) Just take things light-heartedly, and this site will seem a lot better. Your comment was a fail because it was typed all goofy. The end. Nothing to do with you, just your comment ;)

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selenagirl_fml 0

all I said was how old was the guy... and I made a slight mistake

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PhoenixFiend 0

Slight mistake? When one word is missing and another is spelled wrong when there are all of 4 words supposedto be in the snetence, it's not a little mistake :)

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Damn, so that means you won't be eating desert? More like FHL because your so prone to choking. At least he got some food!

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oliviascreamed 0

lol(: nicee.

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selenagirl_fml 0

that's not Justin bieber lol he's tiny....

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Bite my shiny metal ass.

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selenagirl_fml 0

when I said he was tiny I was referring to Justin bieber.... a.k.a, (gay dude)

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ArtIsResistance7 1

I meant that to 42.

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selenagirl_fml 0

yea I know... he was insulting you anyways

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PhoenixFiend 0

Thank you, 96, for being the only one to point that out.

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Reenababe96 0

I love how all the girls are concerned and all the guys are like WTF who cares! hahah guys are estupido

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stephx11 0

lol! I did that to my friend.But after she got done chocking(5minutes later) I asked if she was ok. xD

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selenagirl_fml 0

WTF? I think this is pedobear approved lol

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stephx11 0

62-maybe you should keep your immature comments to yourself. 81-Agreed! lmao :)

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