By Amberain - 16/08/2012 15:16 - United Kingdom - Widnes

Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML
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DollyDope 17

How horrible! Dump him before it's too late! Fun should never be had in a relationship, *especially* when boobs are involved.

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l0v3p4in 7

"Boobies!!" Such nice squishy masses of softness.... "Awwww..."

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kageshin1 2

Force is strong with that one. Though are you really disturbed by that? I mean you are dating him.

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deequu 20

There is nothing wrong with that? You could have just told him that he ruined the moment and went backup cuddling.

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mikeymayhem_87 15

These are not the boobs you are looking for.... Oh wait....

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jessughka 10

I think that's cute! You got yourself a romantic dork...be happy you should

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soad2014 7

If you don't want him, I'll take him. :)

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littlemsweirdo 12

Why are you so annoyed? That's ******* cute! (:

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