By ravestradamus - 12/10/2009 12:34 - Australia

Spicy
Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML
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Glam_fml 0

Ouch. I don't see how people can put YDI. Don't act like you all have never masterbated before.

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MiaLoves 8

That's what FML is about. Putting embarrassing things that happen to you on the Internet for other people's amusement. I'm assuming you're new to this though...

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GodsOfWrath 0

Gay's don't **********? Why do you have a computer?

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Sailor_Mars 6

I call bs on that. even my four year old brother plays with himself

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lovin_bigsister 0

wow get the sunburn soothing lotion and y not get a girl to join you n help "soothe" the pain

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dvd175 5

The fml was writen by a girl

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monster_tamer 11

It was written by a girl. Put the two and two together.

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MiaLoves 8

How would "getting a girl to soothe the pain" help even if the OP was a guy? That would hurt like hell, especially if it hurts to even walk.

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LilTiki559 13

Pretty sure she was suggesting some lesbian..fun, at the least..you guys seems so dense..its 2014, almost, for christ sake, you guys act like lesbians are a New Thing, turn of the century even..it seems.

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ChaoticQuiet 11

Your "pretty sure" is completely wrong. It makes no sense to suggest lesbian sex, I think you are the dense one, my not-so-bright friend.

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plexico 3

Don't bother walking. Just lay there are let someone come and eat the open-faced roast beef sandwich while it's still hot.

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x5d13 0

Plexico strikes again. That wonderful bastard.

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darkmis1 17

10-I don't have to act like I've never masturbatef before, because I havn't. Not everybody has to-some of us are able to wait for the actual thing! OP-You couldn't use a vibrator or something? I feel sorry for whoever else uses that shower......

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monster_tamer 11

...I didn't think of that.... good point... But it's possible she doesn't HAVE a vibrator. I don't know HOW I would get a vibrator and bring one home and not have my parents find it and ask questions. Not that they're incredibly nosy, mind, it would just be awkward. And OP didn't state their age. Of course, there are other things you can use besides vibrators and detachable shower heads. Like pillows. Or chairs.

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kukopia 0

How odd that you admit you have no frame of reference for this yet you feel compelled to offer baseless (and therefore useless) advice.

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iChel413 6

lol HOW old are you?

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Kickass89 0

Hahaahahha put icy hot and then put a FML hahaha I would know it sux

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jw90 18

damn! that's gotta hurt!

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lahp 0

thats what i call hot lovin ;) .... ahhh that pun was rubbish now im sad :(

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