By cricketsins - 08/11/2013 03:33 - United States - Smyrna

Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML
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Let me give some details before the blasting gets too bad: "beating" was an exaggeration. I was not literally bludgeoning him with a block of cheese. I'm sure that somewhere, someone has done this. That person was not me. It all started because he and I were picking up a few items and he just *happened* to lead me to the cheese aisle in the deli. I love cheese; he knows this and was teasing me. So, one poke led to a pinch, and all of a sudden my cheese-rage took hold and I was swatting him with a block of cheese. It was all in good fun. We are always joking and wrestling around. While we have both seriously hurt one another while wrestling, it's always an accident.

Top comments

Excuse me, ma'am, no--please stop hitting him with the chee--ma'am, plea--o-okay it's time for you two to go

Comments

perdix 29

That's no Gouda! Don't let him String you along -- he Feta rage while Jacked up on Bleu Sky.

someone just put this in the Moderation. only They were the ones who escorted you out.

wolfman2123 13

"We've got a hoemaniac on isle three" "I repeat we have a hoemaniac on isle three" "George please get over there and handle it"

YDI! That's the cheesiest way of beating someone!

Twisted_Angel 17

screw whips and chains, cheese is the way to go! and afterwards you have a snack, granted you don't open it and shove it places.

Dear diary, today OP was an abusive ****.