By cricketsins - 08/11/2013 03:33 - United States - Smyrna

Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML
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cricketsins tells us more.

cricketsins 36

Let me give some details before the blasting gets too bad: "beating" was an exaggeration. I was not literally bludgeoning him with a block of cheese. I'm sure that somewhere, someone has done this. That person was not me. It all started because he and I were picking up a few items and he just *happened* to lead me to the cheese aisle in the deli. I love cheese; he knows this and was teasing me. So, one poke led to a pinch, and all of a sudden my cheese-rage took hold and I was swatting him with a block of cheese. It was all in good fun. We are always joking and wrestling around. While we have both seriously hurt one another while wrestling, it's always an accident.

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Top comments

Tdrizzzzzly 19

Excuse me, ma'am, no--please stop hitting him with the chee--ma'am, plea--o-okay it's time for you two to go

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Wiz_Of_Oz 17

This one requires a follow-up. A distinct and probably deliberate absence of detail here.

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amphetamin3 17

Read the comments. There already is one.

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WhiteCrimson 23

Well that's a cheesy way to pick a fight lol. Let's hope the cheese was still intact at the check out. Big up OP for finding a fun moment in a messed up world.

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1dvs_bstd 41

What part of that underwhelming repercusion didn't you deserve? FHL

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Terri_Dactal 13

OP's explanation sounds like it was all in good fun. Once my sister and I were having a "fight" with wooden spoons and she broke one on me. We didn't get blame anyone though because it was funny. I think if both people see it as fun and participate willingly then it's both of their fault for getting kicked out.

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ilovefall10 21

If you just jokingly lightly tapped him with the cheese a few times then FYL. If you seriously beat him with the cheese to cause a scene, then YDI.

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lovelylady2016 6

Cheese? Couldn't find a knife or something in the store? XD jk. And YDI for beating him. I'd be surprised if he didn't dump your ass.

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DeathcoreDashie 11

Hi, did you read what the author posted earlier?

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