Health: Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight....

By GirlfriendsAreBadForYourBack - 06/08/2013 16:01 - United States - Lynbrook

Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML

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By kylie - 15/11/2010 21:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML

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Hot bod

By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 08:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me that I appear to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML

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Romantic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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Unimpressed

By kylie - 02/04/2021 17:01

Today, my doctor told me that I have severely and permanently injured my shoulder. Last week, I attempted to lift more weight than I normally do in an effort to impress my boyfriend. He was not impressed. In fact he said that most kids can lift more than that. FML

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By 20lbknockout - 20/10/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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Smash the patriarchy!

By Anonymous - 17/03/2020 14:00 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML

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You deserved it 502

By WeighYourWords - 03/05/2016 11:12 - Belgium - Overheid

Today, my overweight colleague twisted his ankle. He's pretty self-conscious about his weight, but I had a brain-fart and told him he shouldn't try to put too much weight on it. His feelings are more hurt than his ankle now. FML

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You deserved it 1 940

By oh shit - 06/07/2014 19:28 - United States - Palatine

Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on some weight. I tried to make her feel better by showing her I can still pick her up. I can, and I was even able to hide the fact that I shat myself doing it. I'm so romantic. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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Aksta 18

Tuesday 6 August 2013 22:33

At least he tried to help. FYL

Meettitan 14

Tuesday 6 August 2013 22:34

All's whale that ends whale.

Comments

jnazzty 4

Tuesday 6 August 2013 22:45

I guess he should have brought his fork lift

lifeofpie25 16

Tuesday 6 August 2013 22:46

well now you need to break your back

Kiwiscanfly 19

Tuesday 6 August 2013 22:51

Lift with the knees, not with the back.. It's his bad lifting, not your heavy weight :) I threw my back out putting shoes on, so it's not that hard to throw your back out if you do things wrong

Xotoolyxo 16

Tuesday 6 August 2013 22:56

At least he was sweet about it, take his word for it

itsmecutiepie 17

Tuesday 6 August 2013 23:02

Aww, he's a sweetie for trying though. Normally when people on FML say "that's a keeper" they mean it in a sarcastic manner, but he really is a keeper.

gracehi 31

Wednesday 7 August 2013 4:57

I agree. However OP may feel about the way she looks, she is loved. There are fit and attractive people everywhere longing to be truly loved. Someone who really cares about you brings much more joy to your life than a small waist line.

JamieLT 22

Tuesday 6 August 2013 23:07

It's the thought that counts!

mrsjohnson2711 9

Tuesday 6 August 2013 23:13

That just means he incorrectly picked you up. I'm sure you are beautiful the way you are.

sololeah_fml 9

Tuesday 6 August 2013 23:16

hey ! everyone thinks there overweight ! I'm sure you're not !

Grayness_ 26

Tuesday 6 August 2013 23:17

Maybe he wasn't strong enough. I've picked up girls that are 100-150. More than that is hard. 200+ yeah it will **** you up if you not fit not strong for it.