By GirlfriendsAreBadForYourBack - 06/08/2013 16:01 - United States - Lynbrook

Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML
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gracehi 31

Well, we all know he tried at least once. It didn't end well.

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euphoricness 28

That's actually really sweet what your boyfriend did, and if you feel depressed about your weight, just try exercising. Exercising itself will make you happier. I used to be really overweight and exercising made me feel more confident and more joyful.

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ax1995 9

Well are you actually overweight? Or were you just craving a compliment like 98% of the female population?

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Ari1337 15

are you actually a douche, or are you just compensating for something else?

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gracehi 31

Ooh, ooh, my turn! Are you actually a sexist pig, or just an atrocious comedian?

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DocBastard 38

Why do you think you're overweight? Is it how you look? How you breath? The fact that your boyfriend can't lift you off the ground without a pulley system? I kid, I kid. I meant a crane, not pulleys.

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Nyx_fml 23

Did you mean 'breathe'? It's okay, buddy, we all make mistakes.

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your_ma 27

Instead of feeling sad about it and complaining why don't you do something about it? Better self esteem and fitter healthier body in one go? Sounds like a win to me..

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perdix 29

If he's still banging you, you're not overweight. When he'd prefer jerking off over sex with you, then you might consider dropping a few pounds.

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BeccaHugs 17

Lots of overweight and obese women have sex lives so I don't think that's an accurate way to measure this.

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jnazzty 4

I'm not quite sure how accurate that statement is

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VeganVampyre 26

Guys, it's PERDIX. Since when does accuracy have anything do to with anything he says?

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gracehi 31

Yeah, if you want accuracy Doc Bastard is a safer bet. Anyway, OP's boyfriend could just have a fatty fetish. O.o

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blankjack 6

How about losing weight instead of feeling down? Might work better!

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cieloalicia 16

He could have gone about it wrong, resulting in him hurting his back.

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zomgbies 17

he threw his own back out. likely by not lifting properly. dont beat yourself up darlin. I can hamdle a decent amount of weight but I still threw my back out lifting a gallon of milk.

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