Miscellaneous: Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to...

By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:42 - United States

Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On my way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, and throw it over your face!" There goes my self-confidence. FML

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By The greatest Illusion ever - 28/10/2013 20:31 - United States

Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML

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By ugly - 31/08/2010 12:11 - United States

Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 18:22 - United States

Today, I was feeling abnormally self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on any makeup. The first thing my 7-year-old cousin said when she saw me was, "You look like my pet rat!" FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2022 16:01 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, it was my first day at my new high school. I put on a tiny bit of makeup, just some mascara, to feel more confident. I got in the car and my mom started yelling about how horrible my makeup is, basically calls me a slut for wearing it, and makes me take it off. I ended up crying in the bathroom on my first day. FML

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By f my lifw - 07/04/2015 15:43 - United States - King Of Prussia

Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML

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By cookiecutter8 - 06/11/2015 17:15 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, a guy started complimenting me and calling me beautiful. Halfway through, he burst out laughing and said he couldn't do it. Who needs self confidence, anyway? FML

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By Nicole - 19/09/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

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By DreamZ - 24/05/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2012 19:17 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML

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Thursday 22 September 2011 5:53

Screw them! Who sells towels?

tenniscrazy2 6

Thursday 22 September 2011 5:50

That's so mean. FYL :(

Comments

leadman1989 15

Thursday 22 September 2011 6:05

You should gave used ancient Chinese Kungfu on him, or else he'll never learn...

swinglifeaway123 8

Thursday 22 September 2011 6:05

Kick 'em in the ding dong!!!!!

HungerGames95 13

Thursday 22 September 2011 22:35

they probably don't have any...

wierdos_rule 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 6:06

Forget those guys. They're stupid, and you should be happy with your appearance. :)

wazdog 4

Thursday 22 September 2011 6:12

The sad truth is the entrepreneurial guy will more likely be successful at life than the insecure OP.

PrincessesCrown 17

Thursday 22 September 2011 6:17

Don't worry op, true beauty comes from the inside.

BCenobit3 3

Thursday 22 September 2011 6:17

Thats so cruel. Dont mind those jerks, Cheer up not everyone has the same views and taste. Someone will find you attractive.

shooterbuddy 8

Thursday 22 September 2011 11:48

Rem split up.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 22 September 2011 6:20

Tell me why douche?

Tyger44 1

Thursday 22 September 2011 6:21

Meh..**** em.so many people have called me ugly(including my parents)dont care:)

justanotherhuman 21

Thursday 22 September 2011 7:21

hell yeah. Own it.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 22 September 2011 6:28

Let me rephrase that. Do you get kicks bringing people's morale and confidence down? If so, you have no respect for women and you are the sole reason why people's confidence is shot down. While you're wallowing in your self glory, enjoy the thumbs down, dick.