Miscellaneous: Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to...

By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:42 - United States

Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On my way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, and throw it over your face!" There goes my self-confidence. FML

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By The greatest Illusion ever - 28/10/2013 20:31 - United States

Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML

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By ugly - 31/08/2010 12:11 - United States

Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 18:22 - United States

Today, I was feeling abnormally self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on any makeup. The first thing my 7-year-old cousin said when she saw me was, "You look like my pet rat!" FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2022 16:01 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, it was my first day at my new high school. I put on a tiny bit of makeup, just some mascara, to feel more confident. I got in the car and my mom started yelling about how horrible my makeup is, basically calls me a slut for wearing it, and makes me take it off. I ended up crying in the bathroom on my first day. FML

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By f my lifw - 07/04/2015 15:43 - United States - King Of Prussia

Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML

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By cookiecutter8 - 06/11/2015 17:15 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, a guy started complimenting me and calling me beautiful. Halfway through, he burst out laughing and said he couldn't do it. Who needs self confidence, anyway? FML

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By Nicole - 19/09/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

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By DreamZ - 24/05/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2012 19:17 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML

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Thursday 22 September 2011 5:53

Screw them! Who sells towels?

tenniscrazy2 6

Thursday 22 September 2011 5:50

That's so mean. FYL :(

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ddinspire6 10

Thursday 22 September 2011 7:05

Aww sorry op! **** them! Who sells towels? Losers.

meteor_stream 9

Thursday 22 September 2011 7:06

Next time some asshole tries to belittle you and spew crap about your appearance, say "Wanna be smarter? STFU and pretend you're chewing gum!"

carringtonr 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 7:07

That is so mean :(

nero9112 4

Thursday 22 September 2011 7:09

Why would OP care about a stranger's insult?

Wynthos 2

Thursday 22 September 2011 7:09

It's sad how putting chemicals and artificial coloring on one's face is a requirement of women.

thinkingatheist 8

Thursday 22 September 2011 7:10

Aww.. that's sad. Sooo, did you buy it?

PennyLane27 32

Thursday 22 September 2011 7:17

You're the worst character ever, Towlie!

Cappiej 18

Thursday 22 September 2011 7:20

They're jealous.

hanzyb 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 7:27

Why would there be guys selling towels in a school?

toohottiedottie 2

Thursday 22 September 2011 7:33

Why are you doubting yourself? Cuz some douchebag towel salesman called you ugly??? Who the hell is he?

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