Intimacy: Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During... - FML

By whatdoyoudo - 16/03/2009 04:39 - United States

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Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML

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whatdoyoudo 2

Wednesday 18 March 2009 15:34

ok. i am the poster and i'll answer some of your questions by prividing a little background: 1. I am a male 2. My doctor is female 3. She also has the best sense of humor I have seen in a physician 4. She is also my parents doctor 5. I told my parents this story 6. she will NEVER live it down

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KenMcGormick 0

Monday 16 March 2009 16:15

hey... she layed a trick question for you... who would suddenly change from a sexual topic into asking "what do you do?" expecting you to know what she means... can't she be clearer by asking "What do you work as?"... she's literally ******* with you... literally

catladylovessus 0

Monday 16 March 2009 16:03

hahhahahhahaha

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Jasper_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 16:55

dude. you actually TOLD her?

vonstrangle 0

Monday 16 March 2009 16:56

haha that very well could be an answer to what you do for work. hookers go to the doctor too!

kenyrabit 25

Tuesday 16 February 2016 20:30

True, true.

RPGod 0

Monday 16 March 2009 16:59

#2, ur an idiot

freddie_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 17:07

OMG, LOL, that had to be embarrassing but what an awesome story!

Megbo 0

Monday 16 March 2009 17:11

hahaha that's pretty funny.

Amkii 0

Monday 16 March 2009 17:26

Well how the hell were you supposed to know she was talking about a job?! If she randomly switched from sex to work, and used ambiguous language, then I don't blame you. Why is #2 retarded/an idiot? I've always wondered the same thing, and I'm female.

Arabian_Dude 0

Monday 16 March 2009 17:52

shes impressed

jesusjr 0

Monday 16 March 2009 17:53

On the bright side, you rock!

Libbyy 0

Monday 16 March 2009 18:06

You should have made out you understood that that was the question, and that WAS your job

toad_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 18:10

lmao i agree with 19.

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