By whatdoyoudo - 16/03/2009 04:39 - United States

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Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML
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whatdoyoudo 2

ok. i am the poster and i'll answer some of your questions by prividing a little background: 1. I am a male 2. My doctor is female 3. She also has the best sense of humor I have seen in a physician 4. She is also my parents doctor 5. I told my parents this story 6. she will NEVER live it down

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KenMcGormick 0

hey... she layed a trick question for you... who would suddenly change from a sexual topic into asking "what do you do?" expecting you to know what she means... can't she be clearer by asking "What do you work as?"... she's literally ******* with you... literally

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catladylovessus 0

hahhahahhahaha

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urbanrendezvous 0

#19, what a smooth way to play it off. I'd be too embarrassed. BUT it was the doc's fault for wording it like that! I can see why a medical profession would need to know about the general details of your sex life, it's for safety purposes. www.aurist.blogspot.com

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yellow_fml 0

The poster is a woman. I don't know any man that has vaginal sex.

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CooLbEAnS1096 0

um every straight man has sex with women, therefore they are having vaginal sex......

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Googolman 29

Then you clearly don't know what vaginal sex is.

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Sonii008 19

You should get informed dude!

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fml0rjs 0

#22 you don't know many men. stupid.

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burdenofaday 0

@#2: That's the best part. Duh.

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gracky_fml 0

veryy funny. i cracked up. but i agree with everyone saying how were you supposed to know what she was talking about when she just switches topics?

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Seegtease 0

Hey, at least she blushed and laughed.

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idoloveitbaby 0

ha ha ha ha ha. this made me laugh SO hard because i went to the gynecologist one time, and had something similar happen. shared a little more information with the doctor than she needed. ha ha ha ha.

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TheNameless_fml 0

Heh, that sucks. Kinda' her fault though for not phrasing that better.

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heather889121 0

dude. that sucks. i agree, how are you supposed to know when she changes the subject like that.

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