By 092492 - 05/03/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Do you wipe your ass with your feet then? I usually use my hands, so I don't see why I'd need to bend my legs, but FYL anyway.

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marleyvk 0

I don't see how you couldn't wipe your behind without bending your knee... I'm pretty sure if you just stand up and spread your legs you could do it.

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charli_lake 0

ewwwww! take a shower lol not a bath cuz that would be bad too lol I feel bad or you

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clashatdemonhead 3

get your woman to do it, if you have one. that's her job.

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heyred 11

I could see you not being able to wipe properly with an elbow, shoulder or wrist injury. Knee? You're just lazy.

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Bend_over 4

OP: That's a lie. I recently had knee surgery and I was able to wipe my butt.

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lilmissprissNkc 0

Why wouldn't u b able to sit on a toilet? U can sit on a chair with one leg straight can't u? Some ppl are so oblivious...

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guestxxx 0

Most bathrooms have a lot less room in front of the toilet than when you're sitting in most chairs. I wouldn't be able to keep my legs straight in the bathrooms at my house.

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irish_love 0

yeah, know exactly how this feels! I had knee surgery too and I had to pee really bad, and I didn't want to wake anyone up because it was late so they could help me to the bathroom. I ended up grabbing a Gatorade bottle and peeing in it, which was a feat for me because I am a girl. but because I had not peed in so long it overflowed!! bwahaha pee was everywhere!! oh the memories :)

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pinkybear7 0

so is everyone on here telling op that they don't bend they're knees when they sit on a toilet? think about it, idiots. and almost everyone on here has a hand they do everything with, so shut up and **** off.

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Sinkhole 26

They are not saying that they don't bend their knees to sit, they're saying that they don't bend them to wipe themselves. A little reading comprehension goes a long way.

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LilaBear 1

The OP was saying they can't wipe their butt, not that they can't sit on the toilet. If they were complaining about having troubles sitting on the toilet, I'd understand. But it sounds like they've got that bit covered, it's the butt-wiping that's the problem - and wtf does bending your knee have to do with wiping your butt?!

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